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I'm jacking off into a measuring cup right now...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    The more millileters, the merrier.
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    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Eww
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Report back on your findings.
  4. #4
    Making baby batter.
  5. #5
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Granny must be so proud

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    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Omg that lady ^^ use to crack me up. 😂
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    is it wrong I feel horrible for the measuring cup
  8. #8
    jer3552 Houston
    use a tiny thimble mr. needledick
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    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    All this drama for only a couple of drops.
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    A couple of drops that could have lead to millions of Einsteins. How many times have we all jacked away the possible savior of the human race I wonder.
  11. #11
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT is it wrong I feel horrible for the measuring cup

    Imagine, Pole. With that measuring cup you could truly get your half and half (Ricky/Matty)
  12. #12
    I remember as a young fella me lad I would jack off into the (wide mouthed) shampoo bottle at bath time...and then my dad often going for a shower after me and washing his hair.
  13. #13
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Not from someone named WellHung.
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Sophie Report back on your findings.

    Are u female IRL?
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    WAKE UP SMOKE TIL I PASS OUT
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Imagine, Pole. With that measuring cup you could truly get your half and half (Ricky/Matty)

    now Davie lets not get ur panties in a twist this late in the game
  17. #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by WellHung Are u female IRL?

    You think an IRL female would be interested in the amount of cum you are able to produce? She just wants a big dick, fam. Only reason i asked you to report back is because i am mildly curious at the average amount of ejaculate a random human male would produce. If that makes me sound gay, so be it.
  18. #18
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Pole you definitely have an inflated sense of self.

    I blame the isolation.
  19. #19
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Granny must be so proud


    oh man discharges.org closed down
  20. #20
    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    hopefully the next cup or whole you jack off into has teeth and will bite down on your cock with furious anger and vengeance
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