I'm jacking off into a measuring cup right now...

1. 2018-06-08 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   The more millileters, the merrier.
2. 2018-06-08 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #2
   xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
   Eww
3. 2018-06-08 at 7:01 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Report back on your findings.
4. 2018-06-08 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #4
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Making baby batter.
5. 2018-06-08 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #5
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   Granny must be so proud
   
   
6. 2018-06-08 at 7:06 PM UTC

   #6
   xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
   Omg that lady ^^ use to crack me up. 😂
7. 2018-06-08 at 7:18 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   is it wrong I feel horrible for the measuring cup
8. 2018-06-08 at 7:53 PM UTC

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   jer3552 Houston
   use a tiny thimble mr. needledick
9. 2018-06-08 at 7:59 PM UTC

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   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   All this drama for only a couple of drops.
10. 2018-06-08 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #10
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    A couple of drops that could have lead to millions of Einsteins. How many times have we all jacked away the possible savior of the human race I wonder.
11. 2018-06-08 at 8:20 PM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by POLECAT is it wrong I feel horrible for the measuring cup

    
    Imagine, Pole. With that measuring cup you could truly get your half and half (Ricky/Matty)
12. 2018-06-08 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I remember as a young fella me lad I would jack off into the (wide mouthed) shampoo bottle at bath time...and then my dad often going for a shower after me and washing his hair.
13. 2018-06-08 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #13
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Not from someone named WellHung.
14. 2018-06-09 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #14
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Report back on your findings.

    
    Are u female IRL?
15. 2018-06-09 at 12:22 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    WAKE UP SMOKE TIL I PASS OUT
16. 2018-06-09 at 12:22 AM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Imagine, Pole. With that measuring cup you could truly get your half and half (Ricky/Matty)

    
    now Davie lets not get ur panties in a twist this late in the game
17. 2018-06-09 at 1:23 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by WellHung Are u female IRL?

    
    You think an IRL female would be interested in the amount of cum you are able to produce? She just wants a big dick, fam. Only reason i asked you to report back is because i am mildly curious at the average amount of ejaculate a random human male would produce. If that makes me sound gay, so be it.
18. 2018-06-09 at 2:34 AM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Pole you definitely have an inflated sense of self.
    
    I blame the isolation.
19. 2018-06-09 at 4:09 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Granny must be so proud
    
    

    
    oh man discharges.org closed down
20. 2018-06-09 at 4:47 AM UTC

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    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    hopefully the next cup or whole you jack off into has teeth and will bite down on your cock with furious anger and vengeance