Fonaplats' Miracle Monday

1. 2018-06-04 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jeez you should have bought him the same as a thank you for taking you to get your head felt up by a moderately large chick.

   
   He doesn't want my money.
   
   And the 2 hair dressers even had the same footwear.
   It was weird seeing them exactly the same in the same shit.
   I would have hit both.
2. 2018-06-04 at 3:31 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'm sure your dad would love a bite of your muffin.
   
   I bet those two fatties get hit on all day long working that job.
3. 2018-06-04 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #43
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   How much did u tip her?
4. 2018-06-04 at 4 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee How much did u tip her?

   
   $14 haircut.
   $6 tip
   $20 total
5. 2018-06-04 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #45
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel i feel fat
   
   

   
   i broke a garbage truck this morning.
   
   i had a few hundred pounds of concrete in it...plus the lid wouldnt close it was so filled with concrete, so the rain added a bit of weight.
   
   the garbage truck tried to lift it then halfway up the arm or belt or something dislocated so the driver had to get out of his truck and fuck with it to get it working again.
6. 2018-06-04 at 4:07 PM UTC

   #46
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats $14 haircut.
   $6 tip
   $20 total

   
   fuck that. i just shave my head with an electric shaver
   
   $40 a month is a lot of crack rock...
7. 2018-06-04 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Same...Wahl hair clippers on #2 setting $10.
8. 2018-06-04 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock fuck that. i just shave my head with an electric shaver
   
   $40 a month is a lot of crack rock…

   
   I need to buy a trimmer.
   For my head and my pubes.
   
   I just showed mal my cock and she will tell you I have a bushy bushy bush down there.
   
   Oh, and mal,
   Having seen my cock I just want you to know that as brutal as I am to it I am equally as brutal to the pussy I am in.
9. 2018-06-04 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have been jamming to music for hours now.
   I think I am going to try and consume some weight gainer.
   I feel like puking.
   I need to find a doctor.
   I am sure something inside me is wrong.
   I do not know where to begin with finding a doctor and I am scared.
   
   I am going to go make my lunch for work and try to eat some of this muscle man powder.
10. 2018-06-04 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #50
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I need to buy a trimmer.
    For my head and my pubes.
    
    I just showed mal my cock and she will tell you I have a bushy bushy bush down there.
    
    Oh, and mal,
    Having seen my cock I just want you to know that as brutal as I am to it I am equally as brutal to the pussy I am in.

    
    mine cost $50 at walmart and ive had it for several years. its saved me hundreds of dollars.
    
    mal is a dude.
    
    post nude selfies
11. 2018-06-04 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock mine cost $50 at walmart and ive had it for several years. its saved me hundreds of dollars.
    
    mal is a dude.
    
    post nude selfies

    
    I already posted them.
    Go look in the porn forum or something. My dick is all over this place.
    Sometimes its bloody.
    Sometimes its x-rayed.
    Sometimes it has cum dripping off it.
    But it is my cock.
    Go find my cock.
    Fetch!
12. 2018-06-04 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #52
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I already posted them.
    Go look in the porn forum or something. My dick is all over this place.
    Sometimes its bloody.
    Sometimes its x-rayed.
    Sometimes it has cum dripping off it.
    But it is my cock.
    Go find my cock.
    Fetch!

    
    not seeing it.
13. 2018-06-04 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Then I walked next door to Tim Hortons and got a blueberry muffin and some coffee.

    
    You got a blueberry muffin to be just like me. Admit it!
14. 2018-06-04 at 4:48 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock not seeing it.

    
    Look closer.
15. 2018-06-04 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala You got a blueberry muffin to be just like me. Admit it!

    
    I was thinking about you when I saw it's muffiny goodness.
    That is why I wanted to call you when I got home.
    That and to tell you that you have a sweet new avatar.
    And to tell you that you are awesome.
16. 2018-06-04 at 4:50 PM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I got my lunch made for work.
    I might go shave.
    I need to change pants.
    Get into my work pants.
17. 2018-06-04 at 4:51 PM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Daylong jump-start that nome!
18. 2018-06-04 at 4:51 PM UTC

    #58
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Make sure to wear underpants!!
19. 2018-06-04 at 4:52 PM UTC

    #59
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Look closer.

    
    i got nuthin
20. 2018-06-04 at 4:52 PM UTC

    #60
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Make sure to wear underpants!!

    
    speaking of which.
    
    are there any underpants under that black dress and heels...