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  1. Originally posted by tee hee hee 😡it's my contact lens

    You should take those out then before having jizz slathered all over them.
  2. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I like to wear my contacts like a gauge, & when I remove them, I'm done. Don't ask me nothing with my glasses.😋
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee 😡it's my contact lens

    Next you'll be saying your ass hurts and blame it on a big poop but we all know the real cause
  4. Originally posted by DontTellEm Don't ask me nothing with my glasses.😋

    We'll just communicate using body language baby.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Grylls Next you'll be saying your ass hurts and blame it on a big poop but we all know the real cause

    ☺☺☺
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Give me a link Grylls so I can pop off on u nerds.😋
  7. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Casper add me to telegram when u have time.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee ☺☺☺

    ☻☻☻
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Original Assman
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’ve never been in my attic .. I wonder wuts up there.. suddenly

    I just happened to get a glimpse up there when I hit this switch that sucks all the air out .. I looked up there and it looks nice ...

    Oh this is a horror movie waiting to happen.. imma film it like the Blair witch project
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee 😡it's my contact lens

    I love you Aunt Jemima
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    What sort of bagel flies?
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Whatever bagel I trebuchet
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    If there's a new way...
    Oh, I'll be the first in line...
    But it better work this time.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung If there's a new way…
    Oh, I'll be the first in line…
    But it better work this time.

    There you are.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "What you don't know", the legend goes, "can't hurt you", if you only want to live and die in fear
    They tell us to believe just half of what we see and absolutely nothing that we hear
    Resist the twist to truth, no matter what the cost, supplant the rights with wrongs inside our heads
    Outlawing all the questions to the answers that no one likes, when someone ends up dead

    Dystopia
    Dystopia
    Dystopia
    Dystopia

    "What you don't know", the legend goes, "can't hurt you", if you only want to live and die in a cage
    There's panic and there's chaos rampant in the streets, where useless thoughts of peace are met with rage
    Demoralized and overmastered, people think the quickest way to end a war is lose
    Dictatorship ends starting with tyrannicide, you must destroy the cancer at its root

    Dystopia
    Dystopia
    Dystopia
    Dystopia

  17. CandyRein Black Hole


    🎵

    You might knock me down!
    You might knock me down!

    But I will get back up again..

    You call it how you wanna, I ain’t givin you a dollar.. this time I ain’t gonna run away...

    Not this time!

    🎵

    *breaks out into dance number*

    ;)
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I have 2 frogs in my flowerpots
  19. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    so stick em and bbq em for a snack
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I find frog meat rubbery and greasy.
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