Random Thoughts

1. 2019-03-27 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #5801
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CandyRein O
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   Ha!💕 That’s fuqn awesome 👏🏽

   
   Do u like putting stuff in your butthole?
   
   Srs question, not talking about just dickies.
2. 2019-03-27 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #5802
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   I’d like to stick a cactus up your shoot that’s for sure 😍
3. 2019-03-27 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #5803
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by CASPER Turtles are fucking gross. Anyone who owned a turtle would know this. My retarded tweaker neighbor has like 4. 2 of them are named "cattywhompass" and "Mr. Cheeks".
   
   They smell fucking awful. They live in scum. They breed bacteria.
   
   And when your fucking retarded neighbor uses their tank water to water his tomatoes bc "its fertilizer pretty much", and brings you a basket to your doorstep, it makes you deathly ill.

   
   I had a terrapin as a child that smelt awful. My dad told my retard self it escaped one day when infact he threw it in a local pond.
   
   
   Bastard
4. 2019-03-27 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #5804
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Lol@ Shoot
   
   I’m so frikn silly 😋
5. 2019-03-28 at 10:28 PM UTC

   #5805
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   today I got to work and took a 45 min nap while the guys went to the lumber yard,, they said it was a good idea when I told em about it
6. 2019-03-29 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #5806
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Octavian I had a terrapin as a child that smelt awful. My dad told my retard self it escaped one day when infact he threw it in a local pond.
   
   
   Bastard

   
   Maybe he really e't it.
7. 2019-03-29 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #5807
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Turtles are fucking gross. Anyone who owned a turtle would know this. My retarded tweaker neighbor has like 4. 2 of them are named "cattywhompass" and "Mr. Cheeks".
   
   They smell fucking awful. They live in scum. They breed bacteria.
   
   And when your fucking retarded neighbor uses their tank water to water his tomatoes bc "its fertilizer pretty much", and brings you a basket to your doorstep, it makes you deathly ill.

   
   I used to take care of red/yellow ear sliders and I would have to clean the enhancement every week it was such a hassle
8. 2019-03-29 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #5808
   

   CandyRein Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT today I got to work and took a 45 min nap while the guys went to the lumber yard,, they said it was a good idea when I told em about it

   
   Well the first two hours of my job we just hung out in the hall because they were waxing the floors
9. 2019-03-29 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #5809
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Can't fucking sleep. I've beat my dick twice in one hour already.
   
   I normally put Marcus Aurelius' "meditations" on, it's 5 hours long with no annoying ads interrupting so I can drift off.
10. 2019-03-29 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #5810
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    ohfra is hawt.
11. 2019-03-29 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #5811
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    i’m going to make a thread about it.
12. 2019-03-29 at 3:47 AM UTC

    #5812
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Pics
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Ghost
13. 2019-03-29 at 6:19 AM UTC

    #5813
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    *tokes*
    
    💖
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    • DontTellEm
14. 2019-03-29 at 6:28 AM UTC

    #5814
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Sleep is a filthy whore
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    • DontTellEm
15. 2019-03-29 at 6:29 AM UTC

    #5815
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ya.
16. 2019-03-29 at 6:34 AM UTC

    #5816
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Insomnia's a bitch.
    
    1st step to suicide.
17. 2019-03-29 at 6:36 AM UTC

    #5817
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I’m taking Lala to the benihanas on our first date. Hopefully she isn’t on her period by then. Wow. I don’t think that’s even appropriate to say.
    
    hmm.
18. 2019-03-29 at 6:39 AM UTC

    #5818
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Happy period birthday sex day Dizzle
19. 2019-03-29 at 6:39 AM UTC

    #5819
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    And for the first time in my life i thought the benihanas was either a surfboard or somewhere in the middle of hawaii.
20. 2019-03-29 at 6:44 AM UTC

    #5820
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Happy period birthday sex day Dizzle

    
    i’m still trying to figure out what’s this even means. But thanks for the 43rd time. Yes, i kept count Zeke. You lost a lot of weight man. Nice.