2019-01-07 at 12:22 AM UTC
I bet Apron got that fatty. Cellulites, stretch tiger marks and all. Rawr π―π
2019-01-08 at 6:17 AM UTC
I always get into random conversations at the oddest places .. people just start talking to me and I always tend to not brush them off even if I say just a couple of words
Some how in line earlier I got into a conversation with a prison officer and we found out that the prison and the medical facilities have a lot in common
When I come home no matter how quiet things are , I still hear dings, buzzes call lights in my head pager going off
The prison warden guy said he hears doors clanking and slamming or whatever the sound the jail makes .. in his head no matter how quiet things are at home
And the same way patients will take advantage of your kindness the prisoners do too
Like you give an inch theyβll take a mile
And when the moon is full the prison goes crazy just like the facility
LOL
I love random conversations π
2019-01-08 at 10:32 AM UTC
I need a higher dosage of Trazadoneβ damn insomnia is still fucking with my beauty restπ
2019-01-08 at 11:26 AM UTC
Today is day 6 of 6 10 hr. days in a row. Thank goodness. Iβm poopedπ΄
2019-01-08 at 11:30 AM UTC
Mewsik
African Astronaut
[diagonally photosensitise my summation]
I got out of operations because I donβt have the stamina I use to ... WTF ... Iβm doing something wrong.
Waiting on Trump to set the record straight on the wall.
2019-01-09 at 5:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
I like how the different elements changes the flames different colors
So pretty ππππ§‘π
prolly how chinese change colors on fireworks.
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2019-01-09 at 5:23 AM UTC
Same thing I was thinking, exactly what came to mind
2019-01-09 at 5:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
Same thing I was thinking, exactly what came to mind
all of them stink like shit. rotten eggs.
I just watch them from the inside of our window. NYE was loud as fark this year. sounded like real cannons and anti aircraft shooting off into the sky.
they're getting more and more advance
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2019-01-09 at 5:32 AM UTC
one of the Airforce bases was testing out like 100 LED lit drones (quad copters) in sync with music.. to create a safer light show for 4th of July. it was pretty cool to watch on tv.
i say create a giant screen a 1000 feet up and start playing porn on it.
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2019-01-09 at 5:35 AM UTC
I like the way you think, SpaceCakes
I liiiike the way you think
2019-01-09 at 6:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
I like the way you think, SpaceCakes
I liiiike the way you think
I mean as long as porn was running on it after 12am :D
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2019-01-09 at 6:05 AM UTC
We might have to patent this chit ;)
2019-01-09 at 6:26 AM UTC
OT
Man lives to be 147 years old recently died.
has documentation showing he was born in 1870
https://metro.co.uk/2017/01/01/man-who-claims-to-be-worlds-oldest-human-celebrates-his-146th-birthday-6355208/I watched an interview of him in the last year.. he says everyone in his family. His kids and his grandkids all died and all he wanted to do was just die. Sounds like TheOninion but apparently is fact.
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2019-01-09 at 1:44 PM UTC
I call bullshit.
"The oldest person ever whose age has been verified is Jeanne Calment (1875β1997) of France, who died at the age of 122 years, 164 days."
