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My two most common ailments are...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Canker sores and dry, itchy skin.
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    prostatitis

    and being an insane prick while drinking
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby excessive semen consumption

    blown-out rectum

    fixed for accuracy
  4. #4
    Rivotril Houston
    Fatty liver.
  5. #5
    Technologist victim of incest
    OP’s two biggest ailments are: having bumps on his dick, and his mental ailments.

    Hi Matt😁
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hot tub foot and tennis neck
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Hot tub foot and tennis neck

    I have an older friend that has gout but he will never admit to it.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist OP’s two biggest ailments are: having bumps on his dick, and his mental ailments.

    Hi Matt😁

    speaking of dick ailments, my dick was really chafed last week, shit was itchy af fuck fam.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I have an older friend that has gout but he will never admit to it.

    I've always wanted to have gout just so I could tell people 'hey look out I've got the gout!' -_-
  10. #10
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby speaking of dick ailments, my did was really chafed last week, shit was itchy af fuck fam.


    You need to use something other than your rough hands to spank your monkey.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist You need to use something other than your rough hands to spank your monkey.

    my slampig had quaqulated blood in her vag and thats what caused it
  12. #12
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Irritable Cocaine Septum and getting The Trots from mexican food.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^aye cabrone! better take some beeno big bromo
  14. #14
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I was kidding bout the cocaine thing but yeah.. Beeno for trots
  15. #15
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my slampig had quaqulated blood in her vag and thats what caused it


    Coagulated blood would not do that.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Coagulated blood would not do that.

    she just told him that to shut him up

    it was actually massive quantities of semen deposited from multiple other men that ultimately congealed all up in there.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist Coagulated blood would not do that.

    Maybe not but rough sex can. She wasnt even on her period. I guess i was just high riding too hard
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    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Originally posted by WellHung Canker sores and dry, itchy skin.

    Liar. Its blue balls and gonorrhea.
  19. #19
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my lower back an my eye site,, but ugly whores are not at ugly as when i was younger
  20. #20
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist OP’s two biggest ailments are: having bumps on his dick, and his mental ailments.

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