I am distributing tickets for a one time sexual experience with yours truly

1. 2018-05-26 at 6:37 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Please form in an orderly line. Tickets will be distributed according to post order. Number 7 will get a special treat.
   
   Distribution begins now.
2. 2018-05-26 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #2
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Sieg heil!
3. 2018-05-26 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #3
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Triple
4. 2018-05-26 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #4
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Post
5. 2018-05-26 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #5
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Because
6. 2018-05-26 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #6
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I
7. 2018-05-26 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #7
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Want
8. 2018-05-26 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #8
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   The
9. 2018-05-26 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Okay, I will give you three tickets but from now on I am limiting it to one ticket per poster, though I do appreciate your eagerness to fuck. Creating an alt for the purpose of getting an extra ticket will result in a ban from distribution.
   
   Who wants to be #4?
10. 2018-05-26 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #10
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Special treat. Already got it.
11. 2018-05-26 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #11
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Where's my treat, niggerboy?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2018-05-26 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #12
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by gumbo Please form in an orderly line. Tickets will be distributed according to post order. Number 7 will get a special treat.
    
    Distribution begins now.

    
    there is no orderly line or special treat.
    
    get on your elbows and knees...theres an asshole-rodeo on the horizon...and youre the clown about to get the horn. horns. all of them.
13. 2018-05-26 at 6:43 PM UTC

    #13
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Where's my treat, niggerboy?

    
    you shut your cock socket and splay your ass cheeks. your only role in all of this is as the alternate cum-dumpter when the quantity of ejaculate-ees exceeds the number of available unoccupied orifices on the OP
14. 2018-05-26 at 6:43 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Where's my treat, niggerboy?

    
    The special treat is for ticket #7, but you have already claimed the first three tickets, and infinityshock has claimed #4.
    
    That means there's only two tickets to go folks! Who will be the lucky winner?
15. 2018-05-26 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #15
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by gumbo The special treat is for ticket #7, but you have already claimed the first three tickets, and infinityshock has claimed #4.
    
    That means there's only two tickets to go folks! Who will be the lucky winner?

    
    bring your own lube unless youre planning on the bodily fluids from the torn orifices being the lubrication.
16. 2018-05-26 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wanted to be 7th. Fucking bitchass Ris has to hog all the fun.
17. 2018-05-26 at 6:55 PM UTC

    #17
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala I wanted to be 7th. Fucking bitchass Ris has to hog all the fun.

    
    dont feel left out. once the roofie daiquiri takes affect everyone is going to be able to get their dicks wetted by OP
    
    itll be fun for everyone.
    
    almost everyone.
18. 2018-05-26 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala I wanted to be 7th. Fucking bitchass Ris has to hog all the fun.

    
    Congratulations on obtaining ticket #5! And don't worry, all ticket holders will be given their own, unique special treatment.
19. 2018-05-26 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Trying to Willy Wonka this porno up.
20. 2018-05-26 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #20
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Trying to Willy Wonka this porno up.

    
    post pics of porno...