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  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    riding huffy's around the bike trails not close but not too far off from the homes.. bike trails, jumps, wiping the fuck out HARD as fuck trying to do impressive jumps to impress your close male friend group, nothing to do with girls just wanting to show some shit

    we had one called DOUBLE BUBBLE where.. well it's self explanatory it was two big jumps the one was right after the other and if you fucked it up you fucked up bad and biffed it right into the second hill or you timed it right and then fucked up after the second hill and then face planted into the ground, or of course every now and then you nailed it and landed that shit... but mostly fuck ups.

    I love that shit. Nothing is cooler than trying to show off to people when youre 13 years old.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    my first bike was a huffy tony the tiger bike that i won when i was a baby tony the tiger came and brought it to my house when i wasa babyy
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    yeah I know I always aksed you to link that actual commercial you never could but I E-Bleieve you
  4. #4
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    im jealus cuz i didnt have a pro bxm track when i was a kid or ever
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didnt either this shit wasn't pro. It was just good little trails we made as kids. ok?
  6. #6
    back in the days we used to drive around scooters just to let the time fly by boiiiyyy
  7. #7
    a hiccup and 2 plankings for one cream filled yodel is all we knew it was all we could do
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  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ yeah I know I always aksed you to link that actual commercial you never could but I E-Bleieve you

    bro the original mudvayne video for not falling isn't even on youtube... you think a tony the tiger promo ad from the late 80's is gonna be that? Don't think so
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    nah nigga OI asked you to show me a picture of the tony the tiger bike you had. Like with you in it. WHERE IS THE BIKE?
  10. #10
    OI01OE
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ nah nigga OI asked you to show me a picture of the tony the tiger bike you had. Like with you in it. WHERE IS THE BIKE?

    my parents house in bastrop burned down in the biggest wild fire in texas history several years back, burned their house, my dads truck... 200 parots.. acres of land and other peoples houses and my pogs and my baby blanket my gma made me who is now passed away...

    but yeah it was a huffy with the tiger strpes it was pretty sweet but sadly that burnt as well
  12. #12
    i burned it down in the great washings of the 0000s to save face for zod's butt sodomy apostles
  13. #13
    you were rammed and stuffed with toilet paper abused by the creek cuz we thought you were a pinata hola senoritia
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Old school shit huffing spray paint in the woods with some dipsht friend dipshitted enough to just film you the whole time you mean
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *kill self
  16. #16
    listen to duster when you drive a huffy and your whole skeleton does the switcheroo!!!!
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I remember finding porn mags in the woods.
    Not needing a helmet when riding my bike and starting a fire behind the neighbors house and then blaming it on another kid.
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    I used to ride bikes and jump shit with the kids in my neighborhood growing up. Good times. Most were boys I'd be riding with. I def was not a girlie girl. For a long time I was the only girl in the neighborhood. I was as tough and got hurt and landed as much as the other kids I was riding with, which I too was the youngest.
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I used to ride bikes and jump shit with the kids in my neighborhood growing up. Good times. Most were boys I'd be riding with. I def was not a girlie girl. For a long time I was the only girl in the neighborhood. I was as tough and got hurt and landed as much as the other kids I was riding with, which I too was the youngest.

    being the only girl in the neighborhood must have been good for business...but i bet it left your orifices sore at the end of the day.

    now stfu and post nude selfies.
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