I got to move out again

1. 2018-05-16 at 4:47 PM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   Hey Bebe can I come crash at your place.. My o'l lady is screaming at me for turning the wrong burner on and burning her new pan in which I called her an annoying "C' word
   
   
   this sucks.
   
   
   So how you going to send me my Plane fare? should I wait at Southwest. I'll fly out of OAK
   
   
2. 2018-05-16 at 5 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Hey Bebe can I come crash at your place.. My o'l lady is screaming at me for turning the wrong burner on and burning her new pan in which I called her an annoying "C' word
   
   
   this sucks.
   
   
   So how you going to send me my Plane fare? should I wait at Southwest. I'll fly out of OAK
   
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   you are a bitch.
   
   i have a gimp box you can live in.
3. 2018-05-16 at 5:02 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You can come crash at my house.
4. 2018-05-16 at 5:08 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats You can come crash at my house.

   
   gtfo...i saw him first. hes mine.
   
   you can have him when im done.
5. 2018-05-16 at 5:12 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   C- word? You called her cutiepie?
6. 2018-05-16 at 5:13 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thats cutiepie!
7. 2018-05-16 at 5:15 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee C- word? You called her cutiepie?

   
   codpiece
8. 2018-05-16 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Rent from a migrant...they have all the best places now.
9. 2018-05-16 at 5:17 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Codebeta Rent from a migrant…they have all the best places now.

   
   if you dont mind sharing with 87 other handsome and well tanned individuals that dont bathe in a 200 square foot hovel
10. 2018-05-16 at 5:22 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's the price you have to pay for burning pos and pans.
11. 2018-05-16 at 5:23 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Thats cutiepie!

    
    No. You're cutiepie!!😊😃
12. 2018-05-16 at 6:32 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The word was communist.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
13. 2018-05-16 at 8:03 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The word was communist.

    
    ill try to remember your safety word.
14. 2018-05-16 at 8:06 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader ill try to remember your safety word.

    
    you dont get a safe word. you get a bucket to catch any blood and guts that spill out of you.
15. 2018-05-16 at 8:07 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader ill try to remember your safety word.

    
    Wrong. I'm so tough I don't even need a safe word. How many bears have YOU fought, kid?
16. 2018-05-16 at 8:18 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wrong. I'm so tough I don't even need a safe word. How many bears have YOU fought, kid?

    
    does pandas count ???
17. 2018-05-16 at 8:25 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader does pandas count ???

    
    Well.. sure. A panda is a bear, right?
18. 2018-05-16 at 8:27 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader does pandas count ???

    
    the stuffed one you had as a child then eventually learned to abuse as a sex-toy does not count.
19. 2018-05-17 at 2:08 AM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by tee hee hee C- word? You called her cutiepie?

    
    Uhh Shaaa.. Cutiepie. that's it!
20. 2018-05-17 at 2:11 AM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Codebeta That's the price you have to pay for burning pos and pans.

    
    technically I'm not supposed to be near the oven or stove.
    
    I had to sign something. but I do have to eat when no one is around. Im supposed to use microwave. I get confused with front and back burners. and forgot and left them on before. meds prolly.
    
    but I was boiling water for tea so.. it's gross in the microwave cause it foams up.