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  1. #1
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]


    I fail too much to even get catfished these days.
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    life tip: every person on this site pretending to be a chick has a dick between their legs
  3. #3
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Mr. Shock, truer words have never been spoken
  4. #4
    I'm one and I'm proud of it.
  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jillvalentine I'm one and I'm proud of it.

    pretending to be a chick by wearing red lipstick and tucking your micro-penis between your asscheeks doesnt count
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    judging by the amount of times you've brought that up I'm gonna go ahead and guess you saw Silence of the Lambs again recently
  7. #7
    😂🤣
  8. #8
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    No way thats the same person!!!!😲
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra judging by the amount of times you've brought that up I'm gonna go ahead and guess you saw Silence of the Lambs again recently

    no...its appropriate to the conversation.
  10. #10
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Bishes are masters of the angles

    And those fuckin enhancements...
  11. #11
    new old Houston
    ... decepticons
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Archer513 Bishes are masters of the angles

    And those fuckin enhancements…

    Men do the same I've seen some shit!
  13. #13
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jillvalentine Men do the same I've seen some shit!

    no they dont
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by infinityshock life tip: every person on this site pretending to be a chick has a dick between their legs

    A fact that makes yer lil feller chub
  15. #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker A fact that makes yer lil feller chub

    a light breeze has that effect
  16. #16
    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Originally posted by Archer513 Bishes are masters of the angles

    And those fuckin enhancements…

    no more photos for you
  17. #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t no more photos for you

    stfu and post nude selfies
  18. #18
    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu and post nude selfies

    Ya missed em. I posted them all over the dating site ... for what good it did me
  19. #19
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Ya missed em. I posted them all over the dating site … for what good it did me

    im not looking for a date...im looking for something to fap to
  20. #20
    tr1pl3_thr3@t African Astronaut [your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
    I wasn't either ... just a little ass kissing (well in my case a whole lot of ass kissing)


    Ya dont wanna see my nudes dude, according to Poley I'm a fat cow
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