Fonaplats' Mouthgasm Monday

1. 2018-05-14 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Good morning everyone.
   Fonaplats here.
   Hope everyone had a great weekend and happy Mother's Day.
   
   Today I am going to set a couple goals for myself.
   Goal #1 Eat yummy food because I havent ate in 19 hours due to pure laziness. Maybe if I have some super yummy food I will eat more and get bigger.
   Goal #2 I will be attempting to play my own music because my best friend Luigi is not in Tinychat.
   Goal #3 Watch my favorite handicap vlogs.
   Goal #4 Find a ride to work and make more money.
   
   Thats about it.
   I will keep you all updated.
   Hope everyone is having an amazing morning (or afternoon if you live in Ireland).
   Love you all!
   Bye-now
2. 2018-05-14 at 2 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I kidnapped Luigi
3. 2018-05-14 at 2:06 PM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   handicap vlogs?
   
   

   Originally posted by ohfralala I kidnapped Luigi

   
   how much to keep him?
4. 2018-05-14 at 2:12 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Awww why do you hate him?
5. 2018-05-14 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Saw you chattin up banana last night DO I SENSE A CONNECTION?
6. 2018-05-14 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Who is banana?
7. 2018-05-14 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the girl with no legs
8. 2018-05-14 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #8
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Savannah Banana Montana
9. 2018-05-14 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh snap. You go get em Fona.
10. 2018-05-14 at 2:37 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Saw you chattin up banana last night DO I SENSE A CONNECTION?

    
    I talk with Sav almost everyday.
    There was a connection between us. A strong one too.
    She used to tease me and do spins in her wheelchair and send me sexy pictures all the time.
    Not lately though.
    She fell in love with an Army Man.
    And I do not like her anymore.
11. 2018-05-14 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats She fell in love with an Army Man.
    And I do not like her anymore.

    
    That sucks.
12. 2018-05-14 at 2:44 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Quick update:
    Goal #3 Watch my favorite handicap vlogs.
    There are no new videos at this time.
    
    So I am off to do something else now.
13. 2018-05-14 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Update again:
    I have aquired a ride to work today.
    And also I am about to open a package of muffins and eat them.
    Why do I keep puking in the mornings?
    Am I pregnant or do I have cancer?
14. 2018-05-14 at 3:13 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Updating yet again!
    I am playing music for myself now too!
    And I started my laundry.
    I have to do my laundry a lot because I only have 2 pairs of pants.
    
    And I ate the muffins.
15. 2018-05-14 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    GREAT NEWS!!!!
    Luigi is awake!
    He is doing okay.
    He passed out drunk in the desert and is lost because he forgot to put his parking break on and his van rolled him into a crater.
16. 2018-05-14 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats She fell in love with an Army Man.

    
    Is the love mutual? Do people actually chase cripples? You have competition for this?
17. 2018-05-14 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Is the love mutual? Do people actually chase cripples? You have competition for this?

    
    I dont know if people chase cripples but I do.
    Its on my bucket list (sucking on a nub).
    And I do not care if she fell in love with Army Man because secretly me and Army man have love for each other.
18. 2018-05-14 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Updating again again!
    
    I am now going to pray for Luigi's van to develop temporary 4-wheel drive to help him get out of that crater.
19. 2018-05-14 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #19
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Update again:
    I have aquired a ride to work today.
    And also I am about to open a package of muffins and eat them.
    Why do I keep puking in the mornings?
    Am I pregnant or do I have cancer?

    
    radiation poisoning
    
    not unless you can get rectally pregnant from a faggot blowing his load in your shithole.
20. 2018-05-14 at 3:50 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock radiation poisoning
    
    not unless you can get rectally pregnant from a faggot blowing his load in your shithole.

    
    Is this why my finger nails keep growing so fast?