What are you thinking about....

1. 2023-03-04 at 5:59 AM UTC

   #18141
   

   Blue Oyster Cult Houston

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked You really missed out with Red. Not cottagecore bit he wouldve for sure simped on you and done coke with you.

   
   Hey it's their loss. People assume i'm single and desperate I think I just seem like I front hard to people so they try to make me feel bad. Like lol you never had a chance with me darling, welcome to real reality.
   
   Real niggas might be fucked up sometimes but good luck finding another or getting another chance. THEIR LOSS not a cope, pass the coke .
   
   Plenty of young thangs out there and the older I get the more streamlined and mainstained the brand becomes and suddently these thandds want EVERYTHING to do with me. Wariat wouldn't understand as he is not a real nigga
2. 2023-03-04 at 6 AM UTC

   #18142
   

   Blue Oyster Cult Houston
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   Originally posted by aldra you are gay

   
   prononceed BO-GUH
3. 2023-03-04 at 6:01 AM UTC

   #18143
   

   Blue Oyster Cult Houston

   Originally posted by Kafka It was more like Patrick Bateman with his fiance.

   
   Miks a good lad I tracked him down and he is in my clan in minecraft and already surpassed me
4. 2023-03-04 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #18144
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Kafka I'm thinking about what I want my husband to be like, this is how I know I'll never find one:
   
   - Engineer (it's the most autistic profession)
   - Loves me as much as my dad did
   - Stylish (preferably cottagecore style)
   - Ginger
   - Can support me financially (I do want to have my own company but there may be times when I'm too mentally ill)
   - Ambitious
   - Leaves me alone (I need to be a hermit at times)
   - Doesn't expect me to cook everyday or even eat with them
   - Is fine supporting my coke habit and Botox if need be
   - Surprises me with gifts
   - Is fine paying for a surrogate mother
   - Feminist
   - Bookworm
   - Into DDLG but not an extreme way
   - Separate bedrooms
   - Doesn't try to stop me

   
   
   
   You're not describing a husband you're describing a cuck.
5. 2023-03-04 at 11:03 AM UTC

   #18145
   

   Blue Oyster Cult Houston
   Ddlg but doesn't try to stop me
   
   Isbt that working against each other a bit? lol
6. 2023-03-04 at 11:05 AM UTC

   #18146
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I thought 'feminist' while paying for all my retard nonsense was funnier
7. 2023-03-04 at 11:07 AM UTC

   #18147
   

   Blue Oyster Cult Houston
   Any guy that calls themselves a feminist is either fronting hard, or gay.
8. 2023-03-04 at 11:08 AM UTC

   #18148
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult Any guy that calls themselves a feminist is either fronting hard, or gay.

   
   usually ambush predators in my experienc e
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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9. 2023-03-04 at 11:08 AM UTC

   #18149
   

   Blue Oyster Cult Houston
   Most guy are respecting of women, and more without having to call themselves anything. Fuck labels you can't define others man!
10. 2023-03-04 at 12:17 PM UTC

    #18150
    WellHung Black Hole
    A multifaceted diaspora
11. 2023-03-04 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #18151
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult Ddlg but doesn't try to stop me
    
    Isbt that working against each other a bit? lol

    
    I have a different idea of what a dad should be. I think I'm looking for a replacement dad more than a dynamic.
12. 2023-03-04 at 4:31 PM UTC

    #18152
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by aldra I thought 'feminist' while paying for all my retard nonsense was funnier

    
    That's just in case I get too sick. I'll always want my own money.
13. 2023-03-04 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #18153
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Kafka I'll always want

    
    yeah
14. 2023-03-04 at 4:56 PM UTC

    #18154
    

    Instigator Space Nigga
    Whether i deserve a beer/ relapse or not.
15. 2023-03-04 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #18155
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Instigator Whether i deserve a beer/ relapse or not.

    
    You always know the right thing to do.
16. 2023-03-04 at 6:40 PM UTC

    #18156
    

    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Making plans for the evening.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • CandyRein
17. 2023-03-04 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #18157
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka You always know the right thing to do.

    
    What kind of advice is this? CLOWN
18. 2023-03-04 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #18158
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    if i were gay id be fucking half of you so there goes that point
19. 2023-03-04 at 7:41 PM UTC

    #18159
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Right. Ur only fucking yourself. 🙃 go lay down
20. 2023-03-04 at 8:15 PM UTC

    #18160
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    im laying down.
    
    im gay
    
    im daddy
    
    Do your homework