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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am an insecure robot bleep bloop
  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I am an insecure robot bleep bloop

    "Update firmware behind your left eye"
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    UPDATE MY BUTTHOLE
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I had lots to say. And said it. This area was a beautiful place in the 70s and 80s

    Really fun growing up here, going to Day on the green/Monster of Rock concert.

    12 bucks, 5 A-list rock bands from AC/DC to Blue Oyster Cult to Journey..etc. Each doing 5-12 song sets

    Nothing like this exist anymore. Houses could be bought for less than 120k in the early 80s that go for over a million now.

    This place got raped and I blame the high tech for it. They brought the jobs but all the money went into the system. High rent. Higher prices at restaurants, bars, theater tickets. 6 figure salary here is 45k in the Midwest

    Then Prez Joey raped us again

    No one could save money unless they were smart and slept in their cars and were single

    I have lots to say. I've seen a beautiful place turn into a 1970s junky NYC with graffiti everywhere and shit rise in crime in every city. Every city has become East Oakland during the crack epidemic of the 80 and 90s. It's even getting dangerous to walk the back lit streets of Walnut Creek these days.

    I have lots to say. I saw a dude scoping my car looking inside it just the other day and got very vocal about breaking his fucking neck.


    Times have changed for the worse.



    I am starting to hate the shit out of this place. I need to go take a dookie now. I'll be thinking of your face in my bowl, Speedy

    Thanks for the free rent in your empty head.
  5. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Thanks for the free rent in your empty head.

    How are you the occupant ?

    Or you mean those who ruined my state and second youth as a young parent with the crap they burdened on everyone's kids with their liberal schooling
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Mind uploading. I don't get how the person can be the same if they'll no longer have human wants.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    I was walking to an ATM and this workman said something like "would you smile!", I didn't and he seemed angry, seemed angry when he told me to as well. Now I'm wondering why men tell women to smile, is it a hostile thing? Why does it bother them so much...
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I feel like I do smile a lot because I can feel the muscles in my face but no one else seems to think so. It could just be something I do alone though...
  9. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Wow.
  10. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I was walking to an ATM and this workman said something like "would you smile!", I didn't and he seemed angry, seemed angry when he told me to as well. Now I'm wondering why men tell women to smile, is it a hostile thing? Why does it bother them so much…

    Cause your angry white woman's face comes off Karen'esque and it ruins a man's day to see.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Cause your angry white woman's face comes off Karen'esque and it ruins a man's day to see.

    I can't look angry thanks to botox but that's interesting if you're serious, are men that easily bothered by strangers?
  12. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I can't look angry thanks to botox but that's interesting if you're serious, are men that easily bothered by strangers?

    Botox?
    Aren’t you too young to need that
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Botox?
    Aren’t you too young to need that

    It’s about preventing wrinkles not treating them, 18yr olds get it.
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka It’s about preventing wrinkles not treating them, 18yr olds get it.

    you will think u are still ugly no matter what u do. learn to relax a little and be less vain.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    What I’m hoping by starting early is that it will weaken my muscles so much I won’t need Botox in future.
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka What I’m hoping by starting early is that it will weaken my muscles so much I won’t need Botox in future.

    well considering u smoke cigarettes u will probably end up needing something to cover them up anyways.
  17. Kafka sweaty
    I’m the spitting image of my dad and saw how he wrinkled so ofc I want to prevent that. I think people would take better care of themselves if they saw how they’d look in future.
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Raping Klaus Schwab
  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m the spitting image of my dad and saw how he wrinkled so ofc I want to prevent that. I think people would take better care of themselves if they saw how they’d look in future.

    not everyone gives a fuck about fighting the natural process of aging so hard. better shit to worry about than spazzing out over a wrinkle.
  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I can't look angry thanks to botox but that's interesting if you're serious, are men that easily bothered by strangers?

    Men and women are easily triggered into piss mode if someone looks angry because they may feel it's personal
    I usually think Karen and fucking laugh but yeah, I hear an early morning sneer can fuck up the first half of the day
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