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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
  2. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    that chick told me the reason she uses enema before anal due to not just it feeling better later when the ass fucking starts but also cleaner so my dick wont be in shit.
  3. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    its weird how honest polish chicks are when it comes to shitting and things like that. they dont have the tact or feminine nature women in other countries have.
  4. Originally posted by Wariat its weird how honest polish chicks are when it comes to shitting and things like that. they dont have the tact or feminine nature women in other countries have.

    Umm it's not uncommon for chicks in any country to use enemas if they do a lot of anal...no one wants a shitty dick.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    I used to see a nutritionist and stopped going because she was trying to make me fat, to eat three meals and three snacks a day and to drink lots of milk.

    I’m starting to worry about how limited my diet is and don’t know where to start because I’m fussy.
  6. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Umm it's not uncommon for chicks in any country to use enemas if they do a lot of anal…no one wants a shitty dick.

    no i didnt mean that. ive been with many chicks and only one time with that british teacher in warsaw who was 15 yrs older i felt shit at all i mean i nevr had a shit dick even with her but felt shit at the end of hr butt i went in. Ive never had to deal with this or sen it even just no lube dry attacking their asses.
  7. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she said now she wants to put the finger in bad when I tried to sway hr away from it and to focus on hr tounge. like she wants to do that to me.
  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I couldn't imagine my bell end poking the end of a turd inside some emaciated, dried out corpse Wariat calls a human.

    What a fucking loser. Kill yourself.
  9. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol on top of it she expected me to pay for everything and had a bitchy attitude two times we met and second she begged basically to come over but expected again me to pay for everything.
  10. Originally posted by Wariat lol on top of it she expected me to pay for everything and had a bitchy attitude two times we met and second she begged basically to come over but expected again me to pay for everything.

    So pay for everything you cheap bastard.
  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    thre is this young looking chick at this bar im at who looks sort of like a lolita or like pony tails and all drinking a beer with her friend:



    th image didnt come out that well and i dont want to be too obvious but shes sexy almost like a damagd goods porn star look mix with lolita or youth.
  12. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she and her friend made eye contact with me multiple times and the friend even turnd her shoulders to look at me.
  13. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    ...
  14. Why you wasting time and money in the bar when you could be arranging to get your ass licked by the one you bought "the package" of?

    You've been on and on and on about getting your sphincter slurped for months and now you allegedly have the chance you're wasting your time in the bar...what gives nigga?
  15. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i am seriously scared but considring walking near them and offering them both drinks.
  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why you wasting time and money in the bar when you could be arranging to get your ass licked by the one you bought "the package" of?

    You've been on and on and on about getting your sphincter slurped for months and now you allegedly have the chance you're wasting your time in the bar…what gives nigga?

    hmm.
  17. Originally posted by Wariat i live mostly in lodz now shes in warsaw. im on and off lodz and warsaw but currently lodz. this is the big reason.

    Lodz to Warsaw - 1 hr 30 min (139.5 km) via A2



    Again, what's the hold up? my commute to and from work is often longer than that.
  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    id have to take a train book a hotel im thinking tomorrow or the next day but the 15 yr old mentioned wanting to meet on saturday so i dont know man im divided here...
  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    hey jig i am thinking she is legit. wer talking like the whole night she even askd about my profession or what im up to in life and other shit. but yea she sems to rally look forward to putting her finger in my ass which is a bit weird. i mntioning tounge and rimming and all she gos on about is the fingr. star trek and sudo what u fink?
  20. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she xplaind to me the enema thing and also didnt ask for it for me to do it. i thought she was alluding to it but said i take good showers and u dont need to put ur fingr in there just tounge thn she replied "but I want to :)"
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