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  1. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I love my job and I love my life ❣️

    do you love the vinegarette smell of a man's nutsack?

    i enjoy my own
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol wut
  3. Originally posted by STER0S do you love the vinegarette smell of a man's nutsack?

    i enjoy my own

    Ball-samic
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
  5. mmG African Astronaut
    Vi nigger ette
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by STER0S this is how us americans do it


    Um. Lol dats real gross. Talking w your mouth full ok no son.
  7. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Lost
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by STER0S do you love the vinegarette smell of a man's nutsack?

    i enjoy my own

    My man showers so I don't know that aroma to know if I like or not
  9. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I can't believe donald trump jr is selling a tshirt "guns don't kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people"

    This is what happens when you laugh at republican anti vaxxers dying. It might be a funny joke to people like stl1 but then a year later everyone is SHOCKED that people have sunk so low... OH YEAH WELL YOU STARTED IT.

    That's the only way to go with left/right extremism is going low, low blows, low brow, shitty unfunny memes like dave chapelle and faggots saying LOL U MAD TRANNY SNOWFLAKE like no i'm not, i'm not laughing either because it's not funny.

    To a right wing faggot filled with hate that shirt is THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER just like to anyone that hates trannies chappelle recent standup is HIS BEST WORK EVER BETTER THAN ANY OF HIS PREVIOUS WORK

    and to anyone that hates the right wing it's FUNNY AS FUCK when someone dies who says DONT WEAR A MASK THE VACCINE IS FAKE

    LMAO CANT TALK CHIT ABOUT DAT FAKE VACCINE AND NO MASKS ANYMORE NOW CAN YOU??? DANCING ON YOUR GRAVE ANTI VAX SCUM LMAO xDDDDD

    The key similarity between these things is hate. Society encourages people to be toxic hate filled assholes and hate "the other side" the left/right or anything because hurrr durr muh factionalist imagine not being a fleet demoyeet BLC MCM rezuplivan 567 voted for Green Sanders BLT+- Electron Goldstar oversocialized nigger faggot

  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    So nice to use the fireplace again 💖
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    lol, we have had a fire every night since september 15th
  12. mmG African Astronaut
    Donald Gay
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT lol, we have had a fire every night since september 15th

    true story here -

    my ass is still on fire from a huge shit i took earlier it was the biggest i ever had in my life i wish i took a pic of it was like the size of a forearm definitely blocked the fuck out of the toilet

    a public toilet too but i knew it was gonna be a shit of epic proportions so i paid 20p to use a premium one

    it was just after watching venom carnage (7.5/10 better than the first) i knew something big was brewing but didnt wanna miss anything then I put my mask on and hood up and quickly walked out then we went casino where i got id’d but didnt have any on me so I pulled my mask down and they was like ahhh nigga sup u aight go in (i had a little stubble)

    the place was full of high rollers, mostly chinks and niggers

    the niggers seemed to be winning a lot on roulette and swiftly moving from table to table wearing man purses and stinking of weed… hmmmm?

    and how do the croupiers manage a table when they all look like ex crackheads who sorted their life out (god bless), maybe there were ex crack dealers too who knows

    i lost £17 placing 1 or 5 dolla bets a time (everyone else throwin 20s all over and winning big) but at one point i was way up and when I decided enough is enough when I went to cash out there was a nigga infront with a joint tucked behind his ear ready to smoke who cashed out 9 grand

    i was like wtf and tried to play it cool so i said yo how much you up? but he just ignored me and bounced with his winnings

    but i swear to god on a table opposite there was an english guy 200 grand up throwin chips at all his new “friends”, now his table was crawling with security even though the place probably had half of its cameras pointing at him

    I tried to slyly take a pic of his fat stacks but got caught in the act and told to delete it (data protection act, what the fuck)

    in the end after watching him trying to get some tips id really just had enough because all he seemed to be doing was placing chips everywhere without a care in the world and still winning (probably covering 75% on the table so guessing thats why)

    maybe he was a millionaire anyway and lost it all in the end just doing it for fun, must feel like doing a 200 grand healthy fat line of coke for him

    for me it felt like doing some cheap ass homemade meth (never done it) ratboy would do

    theres fucking levels man and that guy seems like a god to me now, i swear i would marry him if I was a chick (no homo?)

    when i got home i just crashed out and woke up from a nightmare so bad (illegal bad, not scary bad) and wonder if that whole experience has anything to do with it

    this story could go on i feel like ive missed missed out a lot but cba txting it now 📱


    questions?

    i took most of the autocorrect punctuation out for effect because it seems like a cool POLECAT thing and took me about an hour to type this fuck u I should go back to sleep but now I’m gonna get some coconut water and banana (also true the potassium it helps me sleep)

    And now I’m so glad I only took out cash and not my wallet even though i didnt expect to end up at a cass

    questions?
  14. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls true story here -

    my ass is still on fire from a huge shit i took earlier it was the biggest i ever had in my life i wish i took a pic of it was like the size of a forearm definitely blocked the fuck out of the toilet

    a public toilet too but i knew it was gonna be a shit of epic proportions so i paid 20p to use a premium one

    it was just after watching venom carnage (7.5/10 better than the first) i knew something big was brewing but didnt wanna miss anything then I put my mask on and hood up and quickly walked out then we went casino where i got id’d but didnt have any on me so I pulled my mask down and they was like ahhh nigga sup u aight go in (i had a little stubble)

    the place was full of high rollers, mostly chinks and niggers

    the niggers seemed to be winning a lot on roulette and swiftly moving from table to table wearing man purses and stinking of weed… hmmmm?

    and how do the croupiers manage a table when they all look like ex crackheads who sorted their life out (god bless), maybe there were ex crack dealers too who knows

    i lost £17 placing 1 or 5 dolla bets a time (everyone else throwin 20s all over and winning big) but at one point i was way up and when I decided enough is enough when I went to cash out there was a nigga infront with a joint tucked behind his ear ready to smoke who cashed out 9 grand

    i was like wtf and tried to play it cool so i said yo how much you up? but he just ignored me and bounced with his winnings

    but i swear to god on a table opposite there was an english guy 200 grand up throwin chips at all his new “friends”, now his table was crawling with security even though the place probably had half of its cameras pointing at him

    I tried to slyly take a pic of his fat stacks but got caught in the act and told to delete it (data protection act, what the fuck)

    in the end after watching him trying to get some tips id really just had enough because all he seemed to be doing was placing chips everywhere without a care in the world and still winning (probably covering 75% on the table so guessing thats why)

    maybe he was a millionaire anyway and lost it all in the end just doing it for fun, must feel like doing a 200 grand healthy fat line of coke for him

    for me it felt like doing some cheap ass homemade meth (never done it) ratboy would do

    theres fucking levels man and that guy seems like a god to me now, i swear i would marry him if I was a chick (no homo?)

    when i got home i just crashed out and woke up from a nightmare so bad (illegal bad, not scary bad) and wonder if that whole experience has anything to do with it

    this story could go on i feel like ive missed missed out a lot but cba txting it now 📱


    questions?

    i took most of the autocorrect punctuation out for effect because it seems like a cool POLECAT thing and took me about an hour to type this fuck u I should go back to sleep but now I’m gonna get some coconut water and banana (also true the potassium it helps me sleep)

    And now I’m so glad I only took out cash and not my wallet even though i didnt expect to end up at a cass

    questions?

    Didn't read
  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Another senseless shooting in oakland. Highway shooters on I580 which I was on this morning. Killing Zone 98th is called that for a reason. MaCArthur Blvd or Bancroft between 66th and 106 is all fucked up at night. Shit happen this afternoon today They paid me 34 bucks in the storm on Sunday but 12 dollars same pickup and shit this morning. fuck that area
  16. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Another senseless shooting in oakland. Highway shooters on I580 which I was on this morning. Killing Zone 98th is called that for a reason. MaCArthur Blvd or Bancroft between 66th and 106 is all fucked up at night. Shit happen this afternoon today They paid me 34 bucks in the storm on Sunday but 12 dollars same pickup and shit this morning. fuck that area

    You should start carrying a gun and fire at the cars before they can fire at you.
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Actually it's my birth city
  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice You should start carrying a gun and fire at the cars before they can fire at you.

    I used to be psychic but now I'm told by beeno that my brain is calcified
  19. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I used to be psychic but now I'm told by beeno that my brain is calcified

    Most of our brains are calcified, it's fine.
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    if your Pineal calcifies it's over.

    and when you have slow brain bleeding, it calcifies You're over. it kills people with in a decade or so.
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