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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Those poor homeless men....
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    why niggers eat so unhealthily.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    a short, fat nigger who eats too much and exercises too little.
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lol@ lonely man Internet rage
  5. Originally posted by mmQ I ended up ordering a LOTSA MEAT SKILLET for pick-up, no hollandaise. Of course I didn't double check when I grabbed it and of course the dude put hollandaise on it. And the hashbrowns were still white barely cooked garbage ass.

    So I went back and I sucker punched the hostess and SCREAMED at one of the servers and told them to make it right. "DOES NO HOLLONDAISE MEAN YES HOLLAINDAISE HERE?? IS IT STANDARD PROCEDURE TO GIVE OUT RAW HASHBROWNS??! FUCKING CUCKS!"

    Then as the cook was remaking my order I walked around the restaurant and took all the silverware rolls off the tables and collected them for myself. After they gave me my new food, I threw a chair through the glass windows in the lobby area and used one of the shards to cut a huge gash in my neck, just so they knew I wasn't playing games.

    It wasn't very good I should've got country gravy on it.

    Watched episode 1 of season 3 of True Detective.

    The end.

    enjoy watching PD negroe ?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    the time I broke into a house by breaking a window and cut my hand open, bleeding all over their clean white carpet leaving a trail up to their bathroom where I used half a roll of toilet paper to clean up the blood and I left all the bloody TP just laying all over their bathroom

    😃
  7. Originally posted by mmQ the time I broke into a house by breaking a window and cut my hand open, bleeding all over their clean white carpet leaving a trail up to their bathroom where I used half a roll of toilet paper to clean up the blood and I left all the bloody TP just laying all over their bathroom

    😃

    You may as well have pooped in their living room right in front of their TV.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You may as well have pooped in their living room right in front of their TV.

    That reminds me of different time I was TRYING to break into a house and I also had to shit really bad, but I couldn't get in so I pooped in their backyard.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Originally posted by mmQ That reminds me of different time I was TRYING to break into a house and I also had to shit really bad, but I couldn't get in so I pooped in their backyard.

    DNA evidence.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ DNA evidence.

    Is that a crime?
  11. Originally posted by mmQ Is that a crime?

    Only if you killed someone and then pooped in their back yard.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Only if you killed someone and then pooped in their back yard.

    But its legal to just poop in someone's backyard, right??
  13. Originally posted by mmQ But its legal to just poop in someone's backyard, right??

    That would be a demeanor, at least.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That would be a demeanor, at least.

    I plead not guilty
  15. Originally posted by mmQ I plead not guilty

    That won't mean squat.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That won't mean squat.

    DNA isn't 100% accurate and also I could say that someone stole my poop and placed it there. Did anyone witness me actually pooping? No.
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No. Take it to the Germany Box thread polekitty
  19. Originally posted by mmQ DNA isn't 100% accurate and also I could say that someone stole my poop and placed it there. Did anyone witness me actually pooping? No.

    They will have you pooing on a night vision doorbell camera. You will be green, but your profile will give you away.
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