What are you thinking about....

1. 2021-08-04 at 9:54 PM UTC

   #4681
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Those poor homeless men....
2. 2021-08-04 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #4682
   WellHung Black Hole
   why niggers eat so unhealthily.
3. 2021-08-04 at 11:02 PM UTC

   #4683
   WellHung Black Hole
   a short, fat nigger who eats too much and exercises too little.
4. 2021-08-04 at 11:10 PM UTC

   #4684
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Lol@ lonely man Internet rage
5. 2021-08-05 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #4685
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I ended up ordering a LOTSA MEAT SKILLET for pick-up, no hollandaise. Of course I didn't double check when I grabbed it and of course the dude put hollandaise on it. And the hashbrowns were still white barely cooked garbage ass.
   
   So I went back and I sucker punched the hostess and SCREAMED at one of the servers and told them to make it right. "DOES NO HOLLONDAISE MEAN YES HOLLAINDAISE HERE?? IS IT STANDARD PROCEDURE TO GIVE OUT RAW HASHBROWNS??! FUCKING CUCKS!"
   
   Then as the cook was remaking my order I walked around the restaurant and took all the silverware rolls off the tables and collected them for myself. After they gave me my new food, I threw a chair through the glass windows in the lobby area and used one of the shards to cut a huge gash in my neck, just so they knew I wasn't playing games.
   
   It wasn't very good I should've got country gravy on it.
   
   Watched episode 1 of season 3 of True Detective.
   
   The end.

   
   enjoy watching PD negroe ?
6. 2021-08-06 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #4686
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   the time I broke into a house by breaking a window and cut my hand open, bleeding all over their clean white carpet leaving a trail up to their bathroom where I used half a roll of toilet paper to clean up the blood and I left all the bloody TP just laying all over their bathroom
   
   😃
7. 2021-08-06 at 10:01 PM UTC

   #4687
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ the time I broke into a house by breaking a window and cut my hand open, bleeding all over their clean white carpet leaving a trail up to their bathroom where I used half a roll of toilet paper to clean up the blood and I left all the bloody TP just laying all over their bathroom
   
   😃

   
   You may as well have pooped in their living room right in front of their TV.
8. 2021-08-06 at 10:06 PM UTC

   #4688
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You may as well have pooped in their living room right in front of their TV.

   
   That reminds me of different time I was TRYING to break into a house and I also had to shit really bad, but I couldn't get in so I pooped in their backyard.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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9. 2021-08-06 at 10:06 PM UTC

   #4689
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ That reminds me of different time I was TRYING to break into a house and I also had to shit really bad, but I couldn't get in so I pooped in their backyard.

   
   DNA evidence.
10. 2021-08-06 at 10:07 PM UTC

    #4690
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ DNA evidence.

    
    Is that a crime?
11. 2021-08-06 at 10:12 PM UTC

    #4691
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Is that a crime?

    
    Only if you killed someone and then pooped in their back yard.
12. 2021-08-06 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #4692
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Only if you killed someone and then pooped in their back yard.

    
    But its legal to just poop in someone's backyard, right??
13. 2021-08-06 at 10:15 PM UTC

    #4693
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ But its legal to just poop in someone's backyard, right??

    
    That would be a demeanor, at least.
14. 2021-08-06 at 10:23 PM UTC

    #4694
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That would be a demeanor, at least.

    
    I plead not guilty
15. 2021-08-06 at 10:45 PM UTC

    #4695
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I plead not guilty

    
    That won't mean squat.
16. 2021-08-06 at 11:56 PM UTC

    #4696
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That won't mean squat.

    
    DNA isn't 100% accurate and also I could say that someone stole my poop and placed it there. Did anyone witness me actually pooping? No.
17. 2021-08-07 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #4697
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
18. 2021-08-07 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #4698
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No. Take it to the Germany Box thread polekitty
19. 2021-08-07 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #4699
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ DNA isn't 100% accurate and also I could say that someone stole my poop and placed it there. Did anyone witness me actually pooping? No.

    
    They will have you pooing on a night vision doorbell camera. You will be green, but your profile will give you away.
20. 2021-08-07 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #4700
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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