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  1. Kafka sweaty
    I was having palpitations.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka https://voca.ro/1gBqQfrYgBIw

    Awesome
  3. Kafka sweaty
    The Fermanagh caravan park when I was a child. I'd follow my sister everywhere. Followed her through the woods on roller blades out to a pier, saw ships in the distance and so could have died. Nothing would have stopped me from falling into the ocean on roller blades. At the dance hall, I was wearing a silver dress and pink feather boa, a chubby boy asked me to dance with him and I said no. But I did dance with my dad, I had my feet planted on his feet. At the caravan there were bats outside our window. In the car on the way there, my sister was always playing on a yellow game boy but I got her to play magnetic chess with me sometimes, and I always threw up.
  4. Kafka sweaty
    I was clumsy af as a child bcus aspergers. Fell down the stairs wearing roller blades and was fine until I picked up the phone too fast giving myself a black eye. They shouldn't have let me have roller blades.
  5. Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman
    How stupid of a retarded cunt do you have to be to give yourself a black eye by answering the phone too quickly?
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy How stupid of a retarded cunt do you have to be to give yourself a black eye by answering the phone too quickly?

    Really stupid.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    CandyRein is thinking about sparking up in a candlelit bubble bath after work. After that she plans on scrolling through The Gram. πŸ’–
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i'm smoking a gram
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I was clumsy af as a child bcus aspergers. Fell down the stairs wearing roller blades and was fine until I picked up the phone too fast giving myself a black eye. They shouldn't have let me have roller blades.

    They should not have allowed you to have anything sharper than a ping pong ball.
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i'm smoking a gram of Moroccan hash

    πŸ‘πŸ‘Š
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Help
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Help

    Too much sperm in ur rectum?
  13. Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Too much sperm in ur rectum?

    i think he calls it "giggle juice"
  14. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Fluttershy i think he calls it "giggle juice"

    Wowowow folx it does not get more gay than that
  15. Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by shitty titty Wowowow folx it does not get more gay than that

    It certainly does but it’s not for the eyes ears mouth or nose of any straight women!!!!
    Stay out of queer spaces frala let us have this one thing!
  16. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Kk I’m sorry
  17. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty Kk I’m sorry

    busting into the mens' room and insisting you're the penis inspector

    disgusting
  18. planes
  19. Originally posted by ner vegas busting into the mens' room and insisting you're the penis inspector

    disgusting

    I can only imagine what the badge would look like.
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung πŸ‘πŸ‘Š

    sativa
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