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  1. Kafka sweaty
    I haven't seen my sister or her family in over a year because I've been avoiding them. She's throwing a barbecue tonight and idk how to avoid it without them thinking there's something off with me. Like I don't have an excuse not to see her because she's staying in my town, not 200 miles away.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I was using my cat as an excuse not to visit her but they'll know somethings wrong now if she's in my town and I don't want to see them.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    I think I'll try something like say I fell asleep with contact lenses in and have to go to A&E. Waiting times can be 12 hours.
  4. Hi kafka, hope you have a great Friday!
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    About a month ago I started accepting followers on my IG ..my page is still private but now I’m reviewing and accepting the follow request…

    Uploaded a few random clips and pics ..I’m at almost 470 followers I think ..another month I think I’ll be in the thousands and I might monetize my page and do some skits on it and stuff ❤️
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  6. WellHung Black Hole
    ^^^flavor of the moment until she gets stoned and decides to start making hoodies again.
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    I do have a background in music theatre and this just might be a great outlet to express myself artistically..❤️

    I’m always looking for an artistic outlet ❤️
  8. I have 0 followers on instagram and 2 on tiktok because I'm generally only on there to view female bodies and post disparaging comments.

    It's amusing how many people use my lack of followers as a "uhh what do you know Mr 2 followers!" when retorting to my comments as if that's a great "gotcha!"
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    😂

    I was only there for the laughs for a long time but I kept getting so many follow request I said fuq it lol
  10. Kafka sweaty
    https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1f7omok/i_44m_tried_pegging_with_my_wife_36f_and_now_im/
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  11. Warcry Certified lover boy (banned)
    Originally posted by Kafka https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1f7omok/i_44m_tried_pegging_with_my_wife_36f_and_now_im/

    Star Trek ur thoughts?
  12. You know you made it in life when Wariat thanks your posts...amirite or amirite wazzer?
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  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hi kafka, hope you have a great Friday!

    Wow, not even so much as a thanks.
  14. Warcry Certified lover boy (banned)
    I would never allow a chick to peg me lick my ass always and of course but no pegging.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    How lonely Scron would be without all these DHers here to keep him company
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  16. Originally posted by Warcry I would never allow a chick to peg me lick my ass always and of course but no pegging.

    It's only gay if you say "yes daddy"
  17. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    What is “pegging” is it slang for something?
  18. Generally when the woman equips a strapon and savagely enters a man's rear quarters.

    (leaning to his ear and whispering in a deep throaty voice, now you're the bitch bitch...as he whimpers)
  19. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    When did “butt fucking” get a new name?
  20. Originally posted by Netflxchillr When did “butt fucking” get a new name?

    About 5 or 6 years ago now.
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