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  1. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    never gets Old. that's one of my favorite. he's looks like he just got told his stock value plummeted but maintain composure throughout.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    edited to remove unkind comments about paul wozny's sex life.
  3. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley are you able to get laid now that you're unable to keep up with a frightened six year old?
    edited to remove unkind comments about paul wozny's sex life.

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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    hey don't hold it against me I caught myself!!!
  5. Warcry Certified lover boy
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny are you one of those CIA women that haz shellfish poison under those nails and you go up and scratch a person to do a "Soft Hit" on someone

    where do women get those or suhc nails done and for what purpose?
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Vietnamese nail parlors are very popular, not very expensive and produce very high quality work.
  7. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry where do women get those or suhc nails done and for what purpose?

    WUT?
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr



    hmmmm thinking about ‘maybe’ doing my nails like this again.

    *I be too dang lazy for all this work… just to showcase my hobbies.
    they sure be FIRE, tho! 🔥

    DISCLAIMER:
    YES… i was a Nail Tech “before” my going into Law & Politics. heheheheh.

    Good thing about law and politics you don’t have to keep your nails short ..

    I kinda have to keep mine short to care for people hands on in a medical setting…

    They just bust through the gloves and people look at you weird when you’re coming to touch them …

    But in another life I’d have some long acrylics 💖
  9. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    she could knife a person with those things.

    right in the eyes
  10. The longer the nails, the harder it is wipe yer bum, though.
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  12. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The longer the nails, the harder it is wipe yer bum, though.

    maybe she uses a bidet
  13. Originally posted by Lanny Lanny maybe she uses a bidet

    You'd think that would clench your entire ass crack, especially if it's ice cold.
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny maybe she uses a bidet

    Or a 'Biden'
  15. The "Biden" sniffs your butt every time you flush.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Wildfires that are facilitated by hurricanes
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  17. Wildfires that are facilitated by globalist climate cult arsonists in the government.
  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    SMH. Two clowns go head to head !
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm SMH. Two clowns go head to head !

    Please defecate on me.
  20. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Add to the shit. Go lay down dummy, get big.
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