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  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Especially as for all I know you could have the old Columbo drip


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  2. Originally posted by Narc Lots of bacteria breed in your pants tho Jiggy, you know where you shaft lives most of the time

    The body heat makes it a perfect breeding ground

    I'd rather not have your fingers on my shit with your pants bacteria stuck all over them

    you dirty bastard lol


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    Well your entire body is covered in bacteria...as I noted of course it's a good idea to always wash your hands but just think about how many times a person might touch their face/mouth/nose/ears etc everyday...those are also PACKED with bacteria...moreso than the shaft of your willy (assuming you shower at least once a day).

    I'd wager rubbing your eyes/mouth/nose runs a higher level of bacterial transfer than holding the shaft of my cock, if Kafka wants to try both methods, rubbing my nose and then squeezing my cock I'm more than happy to assist in such an experiment...in the name of science of course.
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  3. If I'm in a restroom where they have one of those dumb piss waiters...the dude who stands by the sink, hands you a paper towel and/or offers you a spray of cheap cologne...I'll leave without washing my hands, I'll be damned if I'm giving some nig a $1 for handing me a paper towel.

    Plus if I'm out socializing and a woman is worried about if I washed my hands or not after touching my cock she's really gonna have a problem later when I'm ramming it down her throat.
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  4. Also, exposure builds a good immune system...kafka should be thanking men for not washing their hands...her pasty white sun shy body will surely benefit from some immunity system building.

    Just joking princess don't at me to your kill list, again.
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  5. Funny how people are obsessed with germs, but the very same people have no issues licking assholes.
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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well your entire body is covered in bacteria…as I noted of course it's a good idea to always wash your hands but just think about how many times a person might touch their face/mouth/nose/ears etc everyday…those are also PACKED with bacteria…moreso than the shaft of your willy (assuming you shower at least once a day).

    I'd wager rubbing your eyes/mouth/nose runs a higher level of bacterial transfer than holding the shaft of my cock, if Kafka wants to try both methods, rubbing my nose and then squeezing my cock I'm more than happy to assist in such an experiment…in the name of science of course.

    You know you're right it is just bacteria. But then the thought of another dude touching shit I touch straight after he had his dick in his hand is what really grosses me out, shaft or nothing, there's a good few reasons why you'd touch more than just the shaft while pissing, and as a man I know this, which means it can play on my mind the thought of it. I think I'm happier with ignorance is bliss in the idea that "most people probly" washes their hand regular. That's how polite society is supposed to function.

    Also people don't just piss in the toilet either. Would you like me maybe passing you a spoon 5 minutes after my unwashed hand was wiping a piece of tp right up the crack of my freshly shit arse>
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  7. Not to mention, when it's an open toilet, as soon as it's flushed there is a plume of contaminated microscopic vapor particles which rise from the toilet at least three feet in all directions.
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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Yeah, right I'm done here


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  9. Most people don't know that if they flush an open toilet, they are breathing in millions of shit and piss particles.
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  10. Originally posted by Narc You know you're right it is just bacteria. But then the thought of another dude touching shit I touch straight after he had his dick in his hand is what really grosses me out, shaft or nothing, there's a good few reasons why you'd touch more than just the shaft while pissing, and as a man I know this, which means it can play on my mind the thought of it. I think I'm happier with ignorance is bliss in the idea that "most people probly" washes their hand regular. That's how polite society is supposed to function.

    Also people don't just piss in the toilet either. Would you like me maybe passing you a spoon 5 minutes after my unwashed hand was wiping a piece of tp right up the crack of my freshly shit arse>

    And lets not forget piss is sterile...so pissing on you hands would be perfectly fine...more tea and scones Vicar?
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  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And lets not forget piss is sterile…so pissing on you hands would be perfectly fine…more tea and scones Vicar?

    Pretty sure many would not want to consume some else's piss, sterile or not, unless you're in a plane crash in the Sahara desert or something.
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  12. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pretty sure many would not want to consume some else's piss, sterile or not, unless you're in a plane crash in the Sahara desert or something.

    Anyone who has engaged in oral sex has more than likely 'ad a bit 'o piss down thee neck.

    Scat play anyone?

    This is why the modern human immune system is so weak and allergies are through the roof. Back in my day swilling some piss around yer gob was great for bad breath...
  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back in my day swilling some piss around yer gob was great for bad breath…

    That's nothing. Back in my day, we'd add it to the bread recipe when we were out of eggs.
  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Wondering if I should move now since I have the right as an EU citizen to live and work elsewhere.
  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pretty sure many would not want to consume some else's piss, sterile or not, unless you're in a plane crash in the Sahara desert or something.

    Don't mind if she pretty fit tho

    But fuck having some dudes pissy hands over everyting


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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Wondering if I should move now since I have the right as an EU citizen to live and work elsewhere.

    You know you can't just claim benefits in most European countries right?

    Trust me I checked, we normal citizens aren't that privilaged

    Do you wanna buy some dark brown paint by any chance? I got a whole tin you can have.



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  17. Why are Zoomer Gen women larger than the guys? is it the seed-oils in food?

    whats happening in the world?

  18. Traumatized Seagull :.(


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  20. Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Why are Zoomer Gen women larger than the guys? is it the seed-oils in food?

    whats happening in the world?


    Stunning and brave
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