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  1. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    I'd bring her some ramen noodles and fresh veggies out to her car if I saw this. I'd just hand her a bag in the parking lot. or bus stop. whatever. if it was in the moment.

    maybe direct her to a good chiropractor as well.
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  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk what to do bcus I didn't get enough sleep and am mildly irritable and anxious.
  3. Buff Billy Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy maybe direct her to a good chiropractor as well.

    Oh I'll do a number on that back alright she won't ever walk straight again because I'm gonna fuck her blown out cervix so hard she's gonna bend 90° backwards which will make her strand perfectly straight
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  4. Originally posted by Buff Billy Oh I'll do a number on that back alright she won't ever walk straight again because I'm gonna fuck her blown out cervix so hard she's gonna bend 90° backwards which will make her strand perfectly straight

    Settle down, granny rapist.
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  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    What it'd be like to have an AI robot modelled after Alexander the Great and what it'd be like to have sex with it.
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  6. Then you'd find out how "Great" he really is.
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  7. Buff Billy Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Settle down, granny rapist.

    It's not rape every old lady fawns over me and I bring them back to a 1950's man sweeping them off their feet at the navy ball when they were 14 years old (as was the style at the time) they always say to me "Are you coming home to help me unload it too ;)" and I say "OHOHOHO!!! YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY ME EXTRA FOR THAT AND FEED ME LUNCH AND THEN I MIGHT NEVER LEAVE" and she says sultryly "I wasn't planning on letting you leave, dear" HUBBA HUBBA 👵🏻
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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I feel like my mind has just been molested


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  9. Bradley Black Hole
    Mathematics, I have to get a 50% in two exams to get an A in the class. But I have to teach myself the third and fourth quarter of the class on my own, without a book.

    I have decided to give up chatrooms, video games, and television until I am successful.
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Thinking about how perfect Nicola Peltz is. I usually have something to critique but it doesn't surprise me she's perfect because she's a virgo.
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc I feel like my mind has just been molested


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    By whom?
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Mathematics, I have to get a 50% in two exams to get an A in the class. But I have to teach myself the third and fourth quarter of the class on my own, without a book.

    I have decided to give up chatrooms, video games, and television until I am successful.

    No one believes you. I'm acc scared of how worse you'll get as you age if you're this deluded now. You don't make any real progress you just delude yourself.
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    People can't change their personality after the age of 30. Bradley has serious issues that are only going to get worse. He's going to still be pursuing success in ten years while making the same mistakes over and over, creating a fantasy in his mind of denial and torturing us with his lack of self-awareness.
  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Wondering if I have time for a smoke before the fire alarm goes off bcus of da burgers.
  15. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag No one believes you. I'm acc scared of how worse you'll get as you age if you're this deluded now. You don't make any real progress you just delude yourself.



    Ok
  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    What needs to change Brad is telling people about your goals. Potential doesn't exist until after you've achieved the object, so only share your accomplishments. What I'm saying is at this point I don't believe in your potential and am not sure anyone else does.
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  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    When you've failed so many times it's not good to tell people about your goals.
  18. Bradley Black Hole
    I only really fail if I stop trying. The success I will experience is the result of much effort. I coult just sit around playing video games, chain smoking cigarettes, sending pictures of my weiner to people online and call that my fun lifestyle. Instead I continue to apply myself to things that I am not always successful at, working at school, reteaching myself material, and ultimately suceeding in something difficult will be much more rewarding.

    If I were to give up to pursue simpler things and be content with my position in life I would be failing. Even if I am not always successful in the attempt, eventually I will be and then I will be better off than if I hadn't.

    That's the plan anyway, & if I finish this semester/math class by late July I will have a degree. Then I go to University next year.
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  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It's clear you have a self-sabotage complex. You fail on purpose so then you can maintain the illusion that you are capable of succeeding if you'd really tried, and you tell us about your goals to try and maintain the illusion that you do have potential. This is why I'm worried if you don't change soon you never will, because you have so many issues and are already 30, it will be extremely different for you to change.
  20. Bradley Black Hole
    Plus whose gonna be mean to someone because they're trying to educate yourself? That's just silly, Kafka, even for you.
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