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  1. Escape From Amsterdam.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Escape From Amsterdam.

    I'll be staring in that with my cane playing the lead supporting role. I'll have to get it down from the attic before production starts.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'll be staring in that with my cane playing the lead supporting role. I'll have to get it down from the attic before production starts.

    I’ll take the ladder away.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kafka I’ll take the ladder away.
    Your stupid That wasn't even midly humorous.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    I don’t know how I’m going to get through today. I’m just sitting on a bench doing German lessons. I’ve lost so much weight because I’m worried places won’t accept my cards and there’s just this organic supermarket close to me.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Now that I think about it I slept 11 hours ln
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have to do some laundry
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Like I want to get out of here but there’s nowhere I want to go, not even London, I’m sick of life.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka Like I want to get out of here but there’s nowhere I want to go, not even London, I’m sick of life.

    Did you stop taking your SMART DRUGS?
  10. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Someone close to me just passed from lung cancer.

    Happened too quick..

    I hope none of you get cancer id never want anyone to experience what i witnessed...


    Except wariat

    He can get cancer and die and all it would do is save children and dogs.
  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Kafka Like I want to get out of here but there’s nowhere I want to go, not even London, I’m sick of life.

    Come to st louis missouri. You and my gf would prolly get along idk
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Someone close to me just passed from lung cancer.

    Happened too quick..

    I hope none of you get cancer id never want anyone to experience what i witnessed…


    Except wariat

    He can get cancer and die and all it would do is save children and dogs.

    when my grandfather was in hospital for (terminal) lung cancer my chainsmoker uncle got kicked out of the hospital for smoking in his room
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  13. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by aldra when my grandfather was in hospital for (terminal) lung cancer my chainsmoker uncle got kicked out of the hospital for smoking in his room

    Oh my god bro what?????? What kind of a son...???
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Oh my god bro what?????? What kind of a son…???

    son in law, but that guy's just a weird spastic in often hilarious ways. one time when he moved house he refused to tell the family where he moved to because he didn't want them coming over, 'too much drama'. his son, my cousin, is super autistic too (not in the trendy sense). he can't hold a job and never leaves his room at his sister's house (who is fucked in a totally different way). the last job he had was like 10 years ago as a technician at an optometrist's office, and he got fired because he intentionally made a woman's glasses wrong (they use something like a CNC machine to form the lenses, and he configured it so wrong that it could've permanently damaged her vision) because she was rude to him.


    actually that whole family is fucking weird, come to think of it
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  15. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by aldra son in law, but that guy's just a weird spastic in often hilarious ways. one time when he moved house he refused to tell the family where he moved to because he didn't want them coming over, 'too much drama'. his son, my cousin, is super autistic too (not in the trendy sense). he can't hold a job and never leaves his room at his sister's house (who is fucked in a totally different way). the last job he had was like 10 years ago as a technician at an optometrist's office, and he got fired because he intentionally made a woman's glasses wrong (they use something like a CNC machine to form the lenses, and he configured it so wrong that it could've permanently damaged her vision) because she was rude to him.


    actually that whole family is fucking weird, come to think of it

    Oh god lol in-laws are always funny as shit.

    But smoking in a honspital IN A LUNG CANCER PATIENTS ROOM is an action that deserves a randy orton RKO for sure.
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  16. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you stop taking your SMART DRUGS?

    I don’t have them with me and have been missing them.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Come to st louis missouri. You and my gf would prolly get along idk

    I don’t want to ever go to America it sounds like a nightmare.
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Oh god lol in-laws are always funny as shit.

    But smoking in a honspital IN A LUNG CANCER PATIENTS ROOM is an action that deserves a randy orton RKO for sure.

    lol, now imagine him getting mad in broken as fuck english because he doesn't understand why he's getting kicked out
  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by aldra lol, now imagine him getting mad in broken as fuck english because he doesn't understand why he's getting kicked out

    Lol thats even better ...jesus lol
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