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  1. I can't stop cumming
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I doubt it's bone cancer, you know how women make a song and dance of any minor ailment….oh I had a nose bleed, I'm dyinggggg, I have brain tumor….etc.

    You're beginning to sound a lot like ih what's his name the hikikikki guy
  3. Originally posted by mmQ You're beginning to sound a lot like ih what's his name the hikikikki guy

    That's fucking rude, I'm going to take my PS2 back to 2006, fuck you guys..."mommm the internet is down again, did you pay the bill??!"
  4. Kafka sweaty
    That was a rough massage but she could tell I was sick and spent 10 minutes showing me how to do acupressure with my hands, arms and head/ears. I feel a lot better now.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    I can actually walk now. I had tried walking to the station but couldn’t so went back and got a massage.
  6. Ghost Black Hole
    making a coffee is too many steps, buying a coffee is too many steps

    hitting a meth pipe that already has a melted SHARD is 10x less effort for more awake

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    I JUST WANT TO CASUALLY SMOKE AND FINISH A BOWL OF MELTED TWEAK WITHOUT FEELING LIKE MY HEART IS GONNA JUMP OUT OF MY CHEST

    All my memories of SMOKING THE DEVIL KNOWN AS TWEAK (smoking it is the devil by the way) is from having a high tolerance taking 5 BIG ROCKS loading 5 pipes with puddles and going through all of that in a few hours every day for weeks and months

    TOLERANCE BUILDS VERY QUICKLY but not if you fucking STOP and take a break and let your body recover properly after a crash.

    Yeah it's cheap as dog shit until you have a tolerance and burn a gram faster than you burn bridges. That's when you can smoke and clear a GIANT bowl and take a nap. I don't want a high tolerance or a low tolerance that makes using it feel like a GARGANTUAN TASK like trying to beat someone to death with your bare fists

    you can do it but you will be sweating and exhausted afterwards going what the fuck did I just do
    I want to one punch man the goblin and square up for the next. I don't want to genocide the goblins and become their demon. I just want to keep their population in control.



    GOBLIN MODE ACTIVATED

  8. Ghost Black Hole
    making coffee is FUN AS HELL it's the only DRUG CHEMISTRY WATER EXTRACTION legal daily allowed showing us that humans have the desire and economic need to manufacture drugs in their house EVERY DAY

    There are too many 20 year old zoomies that don't even know how to make a fucking pot of coffee and they don't even "abuse stimulants that much" they would rather buy an energy drink. BUY A DRUG AND DO IT
    not like you are growing and processing coffee or brewing your own booze but if you ever meet someone that does do that they are obviously a step above those who don't

    Would you rather have a fridge full of energy drinks or a pantry full of thiomene riboflavin powder and a co2 gasser and make your own bull piss caffeine nootropic cocaine energy drink on a brewer in a shaker cup the night before ready to go before you head out the door for work
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    garbage I feel like garbage not to be confused with garage or cabbage or gargabe a French word for a pedophile
  10. I feel like some street tacos.
  11. Ghost Black Hole
  12. Kafka sweaty
    I can’t believe how much that massage helped, I couldn’t walk earlier and was in pain. My head doesn’t even feel bad now.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    solparren
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost making coffee is FUN AS HELL it's the only DRUG CHEMISTRY WATER EXTRACTION legal daily allowed showing us that humans have the desire and economic need to manufacture drugs in their house EVERY DAY

    There are too many 20 year old zoomies that don't even know how to make a fucking pot of coffee and they don't even "abuse stimulants that much" they would rather buy an energy drink. BUY A DRUG AND DO IT
    not like you are growing and processing coffee or brewing your own booze but if you ever meet someone that does do that they are obviously a step above those who don't

    Would you rather have a fridge full of energy drinks or a pantry full of thiomene riboflavin powder and a co2 gasser and make your own bull piss caffeine nootropic cocaine energy drink on a brewer in a shaker cup the night before ready to go before you head out the door for work

    God Damn you are Breaking Bad obsessed with methamphetamine. You might as well go all the way and learn to cook it on a large scale. Do that, and make the right connections, and you will be filthy rich.
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    I studied how to make it years and years before ever trying it because I got bored of weed growing and mushroom farming and wanted to understand what a "how to cook meth" guide said

    I didn't know what a reflux, magnet stirring, boiling chips, vacuum distillation, very basic chemistry stuff meant because I only focused on plants and fertilizers,lumens,flower cycles,growing medium

    Eventually after you read as much as you can about something it becomes less exciting. I got bored of meth chemistry and read everything
    Even explosives and poisons isn't that exciting to me anymore

    I am into future fuels, lasers and super materials now





  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost I studied how to make it years and years before ever trying it because I got bored of weed growing and mushroom farming and wanted to understand what a "how to cook meth" guide said

    I didn't know what a reflux, magnet stirring, boiling chips, vacuum distillation, very basic chemistry stuff meant because I only focused on plants and fertilizers,lumens,flower cycles,growing medium

    Eventually after you read as much as you can about something it becomes less exciting. I got bored of meth chemistry and read everything
    Even explosives and poisons isn't that exciting to me anymore

    I am into future fuels, lasers and super materials now






    You shud be a professor and teach stuff.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Professor of logic at the University of Science
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Me siento fantástica...❤️

  19. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost


    Delicious mixed with tequila.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Waiter! Excuse me. I ordered my eggs sunny side down. You just gave me a plate full of over-easy eggs. If I wanted over-easy eggs I wouldve as-- you know what? Fuck you!!! Fuck this entire establishment! You guys are a JOKE!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!
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