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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Fantastical! 😁

  2. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Be All That You Can Be


    LMRAO
  3. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Clever!
  4. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cupocheer Be All That You Can Be


    LMRAO

    Jerk me off, Cup.
  5. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Jerk me off, Cup.

    You can handle that little thing, or so I've heard.
  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Damn laryngitis got owned by an old lady.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Damn laryngitis got owned by an old lady.

    Thank you, precious.

    I love to collect antiques.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Clever!

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh I miss him already. What a treat
  10. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cupocheer You can handle that little thing, or so I've heard.

    You trying to say I could fuck your ear hole??
  11. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh I miss him already. What a treat
    Yeah, I’ve read the reasons why he had been banned. Lans got me rolling up a storm this morning 😂😂
  12. Ok, wish it was friday or better yet next Wednesday as I then have 5 days off to do what I please, when I please and with whom I please.
  13. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 You trying to say I could fuck your ear hole??

    Not if you can't even find your penis.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ok, wish it was friday or better yet next Wednesday as I then have 5 days off to do what I please, when I please and with whom I please.

    Get on my level.

    I got drunk all day and made $30/hr doing it.

    Every day is a 'day off' for me.

    I still get paid, tho.

    Gangsta shit.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And I apologize if that sounds like gloating.

    I legit want to help others get to where I'm at.

    I'll mentor you, and you can be my mentee.
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by GGG Lol what the fuck. Who blows their leaves? Take care of your own problems and either rake it or mow it, don't blow it for someone else to deal with. You're a shit neighbor.

    little Nigga, here in vt we have woods around every house we work with so blowing leaves is the way to go,, I'm bettin ur the shit neighbor.
  17. Technologist victim of incest
    We blow leaves then load em up in big ass leaf bags, the city pics em up.
  18. I don't get the point of blowing leaves from one place to another...for the wind to blow them back. Back when I had my 6 acres with several hundred trees on it I just left the shit where it was...all natural like because I'm an Earth child.
  19. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Give me time to take my shoes and bra off and I'll let you know?
  20. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    no thots allowed keep all your clothes on or I will have to get religious
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