How are you feeling at the moment..

1. 2021-12-06 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #14261
   

   frala Avant garde shartist

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready just dont forget to swivel over the toilet before making a poops

   
   I’m gonna swivel my fist into your face. How about that?
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2021-12-06 at 8:59 PM UTC

   #14262
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   😂
3. 2021-12-06 at 9:23 PM UTC

   #14263
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready take stool softerners and eat a bowl of applesauce and take a 40 minute walk after dinner or on a treadmill.
   
   swivel your hips over the toilet. You're building up a double courtesy flush for sure.

   
   Why would you courtesy flush in your own home
4. 2021-12-06 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #14264
   WellHung Black Hole
   pezittled
5. 2021-12-06 at 9:34 PM UTC

   #14265
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A good trick when you're constipated like that is to wrap a pencil in plastic wrap then lubricate it with warm coconut oil and gently guide it up your ass eraser side first until you hit solid mass then you just wiggle it around to dislodge everything
6. 2021-12-06 at 9:41 PM UTC

   #14266
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice A good trick when you're constipated like that is to wrap a pencil in plastic wrap then lubricate it with warm coconut oil and gently guide it up your ass eraser side first until you hit solid mass then you just wiggle it around to dislodge everything

   
   You can buy enemas from Wallyworld for like $5
   
   https://www.walmart.com/ip/Equate-Enema-Sodium-Phosphates-Saline-Laxative-4-5-fl-Oz-6-Count/118372600?athbdg=L1200
7. 2021-12-06 at 9:44 PM UTC

   #14267
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   No shit?
8. 2021-12-06 at 9:45 PM UTC

   #14268
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Oh they'll be plenty of shit...
9. 2021-12-06 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #14269
   

   frala Avant garde shartist

   Originally posted by Solstice A good trick when you're constipated like that is to wrap a pencil in plastic wrap then lubricate it with warm coconut oil and gently guide it up your ass eraser side first until you hit solid mass then you just wiggle it around to dislodge everything

   
   That sounds awful lol. It really only happens when I have a a kidney stone and/or a procedure done and have to take pain pills.
10. 2021-12-06 at 9:50 PM UTC

    #14270
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Frala, you and Lanny should watch this together:
    
    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=anal+fisting&&view=detail&mid=43E8FC23B2BC4E1A77B143E8FC23B2BC4E1A77B1&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Danal%2520fisting%26qs%3Dn%26form%3DQBVR%26sp%3D-1%26pq%3Danal%2520fisting%26sc%3D0-12%26sk%3D%26cvid%3D649757447ADF41F1AAE49BC7B0E24014
11. 2021-12-06 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #14271
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by frala That sounds awful lol. It really only happens when I have a a kidney stone and/or a procedure done and have to take pain pills.

    
    Or after you let Lanny fuck your shit pipe
12. 2021-12-07 at 1:57 AM UTC

    #14272
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    💗
13. 2021-12-07 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #14273
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can buy enemas from Wallyworld for like $5
    
    https://www.walmart.com/ip/Equate-Enema-Sodium-Phosphates-Saline-Laxative-4-5-fl-Oz-6-Count/118372600?athbdg=L1200

    
    The pencil is more sexually pleasing
14. 2021-12-07 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #14274
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    💗
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    • frala
15. 2021-12-07 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #14275
    

    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by CandyRein
    
    💗

    
    Ohhh my favorite
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    • CandyRein
16. 2021-12-07 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #14276
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    💗💗💗💗
17. 2021-12-07 at 6:44 AM UTC

    #14277
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by frala I’m gonna swivel my fist into your face. How about that?

    
    uhh does that cost extra?
18. 2021-12-07 at 11:37 AM UTC

    #14278
    WellHung Black Hole
    palahentas
19. 2021-12-07 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #14279
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    When I get back from lunch there’s only an hr and a half left of my work day ..
    
    Eowww!! 💗
20. 2021-12-07 at 7:25 PM UTC

    #14280
    

    Concerned_Citizen Houston
    Concerned