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2021-10-18 at 5:10 AM UTC
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2021-10-18 at 5:20 AM UTC
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2021-10-18 at 5:22 AM UTC
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2021-10-18 at 5:25 AM UTC
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2021-10-18 at 5:27 AM UTCGuess what flavour of jello? Shit flavour.
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2021-10-18 at 5:27 AM UTCBecause you're a wobbly fat tub of shit, get it?
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2021-10-18 at 5:29 AM UTC
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2021-10-18 at 5:30 AM UTCthis was actually funny on SNL. SNL has been so shitty these past years
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2021-10-18 at 5:31 AM UTC
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2021-10-18 at 5:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmG It was articulated fine, you just have poor reading comprehension skills, likely a result of your mental illness. Or maybe another aspect of your general mental deficiency.
No, it wasn't. you have poor writing skills and are a brown gerber goop baby who got lucky because his parents loaded a Gerber portfolio for him at the age of jizz spit. -
2021-10-18 at 5:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready No, it wasn't. you have poor writing skills and are a brown gerber goop baby who got lucky because his parents loaded a Gerber portfolio for him at the age of jizz spit.
No I am highly educated and have academic credentials whereas you are an Uber driver at age 55, therefore I have authority over you on this matter. Authoritatively speaking: your reading comprehension skills are dogshit. -
2021-10-19 at 10:40 AM UTCughhhhhhhhThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-19 at 4:36 PM UTCforpinnel
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2021-10-19 at 5:18 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-19 at 11:52 PM UTC
I'm broke, but I'm happy
I'm poor, but I'm kind
I'm short, but I'm healthy, yeah!!
I'm high, but I'm grounded
I'm sane, but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost, but I'm hopeful, baby
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five!
I feel drunk, but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired, but I'm working, yeah
I care, but I'm restless
I'm here, but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry, baby
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a peace sign
I'm free, but I'm focused
I'm green, but I'm wise
I'm hard, but I'm friendly, baby
I'm sad, but I'm laughing
I'm brave, but I'm chicken shit
I'm sick, but I'm pretty, baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
Well, I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing a piano
And what it all comes down to my friends, yeah
Is that everything is just fine, fine, fine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab! 🎵 -
2021-10-20 at 12:23 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-20 at 9:51 AM UTCI hate waking up at 4 AM.
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2021-10-20 at 9:53 AM UTCwhore for anal?
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2021-10-20 at 9:54 AM UTCI'm always awake at 4am, I work nights though. I sleep from like 9am to 4pm. Very fucky schedule.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-10-20 at 10:37 AM UTCKwl
