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  1. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Poland right here in a nutshell:
    https://fb.watch/8yZ0OMhmqG/
  2. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Feeling like itd be a relief if the rest of my brown nosing narcissist family would be murdered.

    Nobody to be used against me anymore. Hrmmm

    No more handlers.
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Excited! About to watch the new Chappell special, The Closer!!
  4. Originally posted by CandyRein Excited! About to watch the new Chappell special, The Closer!!

    Wasnt my favorite, but decent. Made me love Dave even more though, bc you can tell he actually cares about the things he talks about.

    All the people trying to cancel him are pussies.
  5. mmG African Astronaut
    It sucked IMO. He's lost the plot. The whole "I began to respond reasonably then UNEXPECTEDLY did some gangster shit!" thing isn't funny, it's a crappy substitute for an actual punchline, because the story itself was going nowhere and he couldn't think of a funny segue.
  6. mmG African Astronaut
    Also I don't give a fuck about Trans people. Seriously. Good or bad. I DO NOT. GIVE. A. FUCK.

    Stop talking about it nigger. I don't care. It's retarded bogus bullshit. Half his last 3 specials or some shit now have been dedicated to it and it's trash.
  7. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I miss the old dave. he's getting old and all political like George Carlin got. i mean just grumpy and spewing out his resentments of all the people who hurt him in his lifetime.

    He should stop smoking too. black man pushing 50 and smoking. not a good thing
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmG Also I don't give a fuck about Trans people. Seriously. Good or bad. I DO NOT. GIVE. A. FUCK.

    Stop talking about it nigger. I don't care. It's retarded bogus bullshit. Half his last 3 specials or some shit now have been dedicated to it and it's trash.

    shut the fuck up, faggot.
  9. Originally posted by mmG Also I don't give a fuck about Trans people. Seriously. Good or bad. I DO NOT. GIVE. A. FUCK.

    Stop talking about it nigger. I don't care. It's retarded bogus bullshit. Half his last 3 specials or some shit now have been dedicated to it and it's trash.

    Agreed it wasnt his best, and the talking points are getting old. But its been pretty much his entire life for the last however many years. Theyve tried to ruin him. And as an older black man, its got to be frustrating to have a bunch of younger, more privileged people trying to make you grovel and tell you how to do your job.

    Def not my favorite. But like i said, at the very least i never get the feeling that hes saying the things he says just to score points. The man has too much money and smokes too much weed to try to bullshit me.
  10. Run down, I think I'm going to start drinking water everyday, at least 32oz. I never drink water straight.
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Run down, I think I'm going to start drinking water everyday, at least 32oz. I never drink water straight.

    Nigga do u cut the crusts off ur sammiches too? Howdo you not drink water? Its like my friend that survives only off cheeseburgers and chicken nuggets.
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Sexy
  13. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Nigga do u cut the crusts off ur sammiches too? Howdo you not drink water? Its like my friend that survives only off cheeseburgers and chicken nuggets.

    I dislike straight water. I live on coffee and diet coke mostly. I do occasionally have sparkling water (and straight water)...but RARELY...I need to start drinking it everyday even if I have to force it down just because it's obviously good for the body, liver/kidneys etc.

    I bought a new water thing and brought it to work, It's still empty though. I'm preparing myself mentally for this daily task.



    ETA: No I don't cut the crusts of sandwiches, generally I use Kaiser rolls for sandwiches...but I find crusts/crusty bread the most delicious anyway.

    The harder the better...as me old mum used to say.
  14. Originally posted by Wariat I disagree. I think the purpose of sex is to bring two people closer together. Makes couples bond stronger etc.

    the happiest and most successful couples i ever knew slept in different bedrooms
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Influential
  16. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    That brings up the whole "Big fish, little pond/little fish, big pond" quandary.
  17. mmG African Astronaut
    Only gays dislike water, if you're a heterosexual then you mostly drink water
  18. Originally posted by mmG Only gays dislike water, if you're a heterosexual then you mostly drink water

    32oz consumed at lunchtime.
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Loved
  20. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 32oz consumed at lunchtime.

    That's a gay amount, you should drink 64oz at lunch
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