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  1. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    People who don't like brussel sprouts are probably gay and their mothers were shit at cooking.
  2. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    You can literally roast them with olive oil, garlic and whatever other shit you want and they turn up delicious and crispy
  3. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga You can literally roast them with olive oil, garlic and whatever other shit you want and they turn up delicious and crispy

    So in other words drown them in other flavors so you can't taste the farts.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So in other words drown them in other flavors so you can't taste the farts.

    Nah, that's just a non sequitur that only highlights you being a shitty cook.

    why would you overseason it?
    Don't you know how to season stuff appropriately to complement the flavor of an ingredient?

    Don't blame the ingredients for you being a shitty cook.
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Animated
  6. Originally posted by CandyRein Animated

    with artificial colorings and preservatives.
  7. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Nah, that's just a non sequitur that only highlights you being a shitty cook.

    why would you overseason it?
    Don't you know how to season stuff appropriately to complement the flavor of an ingredient?

    Don't blame the ingredients for you being a shitty cook.

    You seem triggered about other peoples dislike of sprouts.

    You can't "compliment" the fart flavor of a sprout, you can only mask it. That's as dumb as saying put powdered sugar on a steaming shit to compliment the flavor.
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny with artificial colorings and preservatives.

    I’m just animated.. that’s it thirsty
  9. Originally posted by CandyRein I’m just animated.. that’s it thirsty



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny with artificial colorings and preservatives.
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Nigga just because your culture hates it’s darker people doesn’t mean I hate my complexion lol
  11. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You seem triggered about other peoples dislike of sprouts.

    You seem triggered by getting called a faggot for blaming the sprouts.

    You can't "compliment" the fart flavor of a sprout, you can only mask it. That's as dumb as saying put powdered sugar on a steaming shit to compliment the flavor.

    No YOU can't, because apparently you suck at seasoning.

    There's nothing wrong with the flavour of sprouts, you just have to cook them properly, like lots of other vegetables, and there's no need to overseason them.

    Just toss them in some olive oil (very little actual flavour is contributed), some salt, pepper etc (again, like you are cooking any other thing, just sprinkle in a normal amount) then roast them on a baking sheet till they are crispy. It doesn't need to be any more complicated than that. The smell goes away as it is cooked out and it's just a nice crispy veggie.

    Pretty much the only way you can fuck this up is if you bunch them up too much and they steam each other and get wilty. Don't do that, crisp them and they taste great.
  12. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga You seem triggered by getting called a faggot for blaming the sprouts.



    No YOU can't, because apparently you suck at seasoning.

    There's nothing wrong with the flavour of sprouts

    /Snip.

    You just don't get it do you sprout boy.

    If you HATE the base flavor no amount of seasoning will change that fact. I alluded to that in the reference to seasoning a big pile of dog shit...all the salt and fucking pepper in the world wont make the taste of dog shit acceptable.

    ...same with sprouts to those who DISLIKE sprouts.

    wow, you're dumber than I thought
  13. frala Avant garde shartist
    Brussel sports are delicious
  14. crispy brussel sprouts with balsamic reduction are the shit
  15. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked crispy brussel sprouts with balsamic reduction are the shit

    Exactly..shit.

    Farts solidified into "edibles"
  16. Originally posted by CandyRein Nigga just because your culture hates it’s darker people doesn’t mean I hate my complexion lol

    not just me and my culture.

    https://theconversation.com/black-americas-bleaching-syndrome-82200
  17. Vincent, what are your thoughts on the consumption of Brussel sprouts?
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Vincent, what are your thoughts on the consumption of Brussel sprouts?

    never had them.

    we only got bean sprouts here.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson /Snip.

    You just don't get it do you sprout boy.

    If you HATE the base flavor no amount of seasoning will change that fact. I alluded to that in the reference to seasoning a big pile of dog shit…all the salt and fucking pepper in the world wont make the taste of dog shit acceptable.

    …same with sprouts to those who DISLIKE sprouts.

    wow, you're dumber than I thought

    Hey now. With that train of logic, you're both dumb. He trying to convince you they aren't shit, and you adamant that they are.

    But to be fair, it is easier to make something shitty taste better than it is for something tasty to taste like shit.

    Or maybe it isn't. I don't know anything kthxbai
  20. Originally posted by mmQ Hey now. With that train of logic, you're both dumb. He trying to convince you they aren't shit, and you adamant that they are.

    But to be fair, it is easier to make something shitty taste better than it is for something tasty to taste like shit.

    Or maybe it isn't. I don't know anything kthxbai

    It's all subjective, what someone finds tasty and what someone finds abhorrent...again all the perfectly balanced seasoning in the world is not going to make a 3 day old shit taste anything other than a 3 day old shit.

    Dat's da top n bottom of it, innit mate.
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