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  1. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What you need is a severe beating.

    Why? For what???
  2. Originally posted by tee hee hee Why? For what???

    For the pleasure of the one administering the beating and the enjoyment of all those spectating.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I need a severe beating from tee hee, ifyouknowwhatimean.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I like real bacon bits in mac and cheese…I very rarely have mac and cheese though…in fact I had it last week for the first time in I'd guess…umm 6 or 8 yrs.

    When I had it though last week I thought "Wow this would be even better with some real bacon bits in it"

    Yeah that certainly is a good choice. I just throw in whatever random stuff I have on hand. Usually cook off some hamburger to put in and I like to add things like crushed red paper flakes and ranch and hot sauce and frankincense.
  5. Originally posted by mmQ Yeah that certainly is a good choice. I just throw in whatever random stuff I have on hand. Usually cook off some hamburger to put in and I like to add things like crushed red paper flakes and ranch and hot sauce and frankincense.

    Right me too I just throw whatever's in the kitchen like rubber bands and phone chargers lol. I consider my style of cooking to be 'freestyle'.
  6. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ohiknowwhatyoumean
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Right me too I just throw whatever's in the kitchen like rubber bands and phone chargers lol. I consider my style of cooking to be 'freestyle'.

    Phone chargers are great for texture, and if you fray the wiring a little bit beforehand and let the cord simmer in the noodles while they're cooking I've found really adds a zest to the whole meal.
  8. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by WellHung shut up, whore. Put that dick back in your mouth, and keep sucking.

    Only dick sucking I see currently going on is between you and Polecat =P
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Man, Cobra Kai is such a fucking great show
  10. Originally posted by ORACLE Man, Cobra Kai is such a fucking great show

    I'm afraid of snakes
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by frala Only dick sucking I see currently going on is between you and Polecat =P

    in ur dreams
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Appreciated💖
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It "bothers" him.

    Hot and bothered?
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm afraid of snakes

    You won't be after you watch Cobra Kai, you will gain the essential power of a snake
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Hot and bothered?

    I'll baste your asshole inside and out with my cum butter
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Feels so good to be home y’all.. I’m still having flashbacks from work lol

    I literally went outside to see if it was a full moon ..then later me and like 6 coworkers met up in the smoke room outside just to vent to each other 😭😂

    But I’m sipping on sum wine nam sayin.. bout to roll up ..
  17. CandyRein Black Hole

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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
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    There's a rumor going 'round about me and you
    Stirring up our little town the last week or two

    So tell me why we even trying to deny this feeling
    I feel it, don't you feel it too?

    There's a rumor going 'round, and 'round, and 'round

    What d'you say we make it true?
    We make it true

    Oh, we make it true, yeah
    Well, I can shut 'em down, tell 'em all they're crazy

    I can do whatever you want me to do, baby
    Or you could lay one on me right now

    We could really give 'em something to talk about❤️
    There's a rumor going 'round about me and you

    Stirring up our little town the last week or two

    So tell me why we even trying to deny this feeling

    I feel it, don't you feel it too?
    There's a rumor going 'round, and 'round, and 'round

    What d'you say we make it true, baby?

    Oh, be honest, girl, now
    Do you wanna do this or not?

    Should we keep 'em talking, girl
    Or should we just make 'em stop?

    There's a rumor going 'round, ha, about me and you

    Stirring up our little town the last week or two

    Oh, tell me why we even trying to deny this feeling

    I feel it and you feel it too
    There's a rumor going 'round, and 'round, and 'round

    What d'you say we make it
    Make it true

    What d'you say we make it true, yeah?
    Come on over here

    Let's really give 'em something to talk about, baby

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  19. CandyRein Black Hole


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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    I don't know if you were lookin' at me or not
    You probably smile like that all the time

    And I don't mean to bother you but
    I couldn't just walk by
    And not say, "Hi"

    And I know your name 'cause everybody in here knows your name

    You're not lookin' for anything right now
    So I don't wanna come on strong

    But don't get me wrong
    Your eyes are so intimidating

    My heart is pounding but
    It's just a conversation

    No, girl I'm not wasted

    You don't know me
    I don't know you

    But I want to
    ❤️
    And I don't wanna steal your freedom

    I don't wanna change your mind

    I don't have to make you love me
    I just wanna take your time

    I don't wanna wreck your Friday
    I ain't gonna waste my lines

    I don't have to take your heart
    I just wanna take your time

    And I know it starts with, "Hello"
    And the next thing you know
    You try to be nice and some guy's gettin' too close

    Tryin' to pick you up
    Tryin' to get you drunk

    And I'm sure one of your friends is about to come over here

    'Cause she's supposed to save you from random guys that talk too much

    And wanna stay too long
    It's the same old song

    And dance but I think you know it well

    You could've rolled your eyes
    Told me to go to hell

    Could have walked away
    But you're still here
    And I'm still here

    Come on, let's see where it goes

    I don't wanna steal your freedom
    I don't wanna change your mind

    I don't have to make you love me
    I just wanna take your time

    I don't have to meet your mother
    We don't have to cross that line

    I don't wanna steal your covers
    I just wanna take your time

    Whoa
    I don't wanna go home with you
    Whoa
    I just wanna be alone with you

    And I don't wanna steal your freedom

    I don't wanna change your mind

    I don't have to make you love me

    I just wanna take your time

    And I don't wanna blow your phone up
    ❤️💥
    I just wanna blow your mind

    I don't have to take your heart
    I just wanna take your time

    No, I ain't gotta call you baby
    And I ain't gotta call you mine

    I don't have to take your heart
    I just wanna take your time, ooh
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