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  1. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by CASPER Trying to get a girl to come hang out

    What cha gonna do?
  2. Casp tryna get his ghost dick wet. Good luck homie
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  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist What cha gonna do?

    idk she clearly wants to bang but anything wih the opposite sex would do wonders for my well being right now. Women just have a different energy. Honestly i kinda just wanna drive somewhere to grab dinner, watch netflix for a while and give her head. Thats like an ideal no pressure date at this point. But on the phone it sounds like she has the fucking coronavirus so i might just watch gilligans island, grab a burger and jerk off. Gonna end up ridin all by my lonesome lol,

  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Extremely high
  5. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CandyRein Extremely high

    And not making that hoodie
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Don’t you worry about it.. he’ll get a hoodie better than anyone you ever worn..


    Ot


    Feeling really amazing.. gonna roll one last spliff *stretches dramatically*

    And hit the hay :)
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    can you make me a bulletproof hoodie
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  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by aldra can you make me a bulletproof hoodie

    She actually could.

    https://www.ebay.com/i/283542907737?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&itemid=283542907737&targetid=876734234879&device=t&mktype=pla&googleloc=9073456&poi=&campaignid=9426322747&mkgroupid=98144264760&rlsatarget=pla-876734234879&abcId=1141016&merchantid=114688956&gclid=Cj0KCQiAtOjyBRC0ARIsAIpJyGPbVU4yn5Z8Oq0lZRsbqGzp-CL4Xxj00b9TXvIk2AuOqOzLga5sMVwaArBDEALw_wcB

    layer this shit like 50x with thinned epoxy painted on in between the layers. Cure it for a day or two at like 180 negrees. Not quite as good as SAPI plate, but ive seen videos of it stopping handgun calibers and a couple 5.56
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Just pray nobody does anything about guns in America, more schools get shot, and supply chain for Kevlar increases because parents are buying thick Kevlar lined jackets and backpacks with pockets for ceramic plates, for their kids.

    Then it will basically be standard and cheap af.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    bulletproof armor is illegal here l;ol
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra bulletproof armor is illegal here l;ol

    I prefer that response over how USA responded to the North Hollywood shootout (militarizing police).
  12. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i was cheerimg for the shooters and not the cops.
  13. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I feel infinitely better than the bag of shit above me.
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I feel infinitely better than the bag of shit above me.

    Larry, if you had a chance to punch Wariat in the face, would you do so?
  15. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    No. Wariat is the type of guy you'd one shot and catch a case over.
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  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Casper admires Larry legend because Larry hates Wariat, and fucks Squirrel.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    lol. I just thought the statement was accurate. Wariat is exactly the type of pussy to get blasted in the face during a fight and then get you arrested for it.

    And i dont really know what squirrel looks like. Aside from the tutti frooty DH melodrama, i gotta admire being in a committed relationship with a woman that you can shitpost with while your dicks in her mouth #goals.
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole


    I won’t never sell my soul
    And I back that ..🎵
  19. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Like it's a lazy day Sunday🥰
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Been a crazy hectic weekend, but I’m gonna get my hair and nails did around noon 💕
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