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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    no tinglingjust kinda numb. maybe just getting. coronavirus from all thechinese at work. i guess ill see. but its weird to wake up in the. middle of the night feeling dizzy and shit.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian I wake up daily with sharp headaches that I can only describe as what brain tumors probably feel like. I'm too scared to get a CAT scan though. Think I'll just wait till I haemorrhage and die.

    I'm the same way, with different symptoms. I'm too pussy to go to a doctor and just get bloodwork and some type of report on all my organs. I feel like it's gonna be bad and it's so much nicer not knowing for some reason.

    I have to be forced to do a lot of things like that. Like my coworker Chris who is probably the same but had a seizure at work the other week and was essentially forced to go the hospital and get all these tests done .

    I need to have a seizure somehow.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER no tinglingjust kinda numb. maybe just getting. coronavirus from all thechinese at work. i guess ill see. but its weird to wake up in the. middle of the night feeling dizzy and shit.

    Embrace the moment. Remember we are eternal, all your pain is an illusion.

    On a serious note I hope you're aight. I wake up sometimes with a similar feeling, or really bad cold sweats, but then I'm fine the next day. Could just be a random foo foo that your brain decided to pull on you because it was bored of you being healthy all the time.
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  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🐿 Salacious.

    Shut the fuck up, whore.
  5. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    peaceful & relaxed.
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  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr peaceful & relaxed with nice big titties
  7. Netflxchillr African Astronaut


    i wished
  8. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by CASPER no tinglingjust kinda numb. maybe just getting. coronavirus from all thechinese at work. i guess ill see. but its weird to wake up in the. middle of the night feeling dizzy and shit.

    Sounds like you have a “crick” in your neck. The nerves that go into your arms run out of your neck. That could also cause your headache. You probably just slept on your neck wrong. I bet it goes away as the day goes on.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist Sounds like you have a “crick” in your neck. The nerves that go into your arms run out of your neck. That could also cause your headache. You probably just slept on your neck wrong. I bet it goes away as the day goes on.

    Nothing an Asian masseuse cant fix, no?
  10. Originally posted by Octavian I read that heavy Cocaine use causes a build up of Iron in the brain. I wonder if by putting a strong magnet above my head, would it cause the Iron to blend my brain?

    This is the same logic behind those 'miracle magnet bracelets' that apparently can cure pain and ailments with magnets alone. If it worked, magnets would probably be banned/regulated in the UK. Does do SOMETHING but iirc its mostly observable because of the way blood clumps outside of the body, or something.

    Even an MRI just barely makes your blood wiggle. You'd need a strong ass magnet to blend your brain. Aliens probably have one for making smoothies.
  11. ^ Needs some lead in his brain.
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace This is the same logic behind those 'miracle magnet bracelets' that apparently can cure pain and ailments with magnets alone. If it worked, magnets would probably be banned/regulated in the UK. Does do SOMETHING but iirc its mostly observable because of the way blood clumps outside of the body, or something.

    Even an MRI just barely makes your blood wiggle. You'd need a strong ass magnet to blend your brain. Aliens probably have one for making smoothies.

    I can't believe there's such a thing as "brain plaque". I must have a shit load lodged in there. I imagine once it's all removed I would become some genius.
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr peaceful & relaxed.

    This and warm :)
  14. Originally posted by CandyRein This and warm :)

    Where’s my shirt woman
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    We never got into the design you wanted specifically.. we only chose the material .. remember... :)
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist Sounds like you have a “crick” in your neck. The nerves that go into your arms run out of your neck. That could also cause your headache. You probably just slept on your neck wrong. I bet it goes away as the day goes on.

    feel a bit better now, but the spinning part osreally throwing me for a loop. Felt like being drunk.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein We never got into the design you wanted specifically.. we only chose the material .. remember… :)

    Where's my hoodie woman?
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER feel a bit better now, but the spinning part osreally throwing me for a loop. Felt like being drunk.

    Take it as a freebie then. :)
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    lol.felt like being drunk with an intense feeling of impending doom like someone dosed you with dmt in your sleep
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh. Impending doom. You really DO have AIDS. I'm sorry.
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