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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Nil holy shit am i a faggot
  2. lol
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Poleclit ur penis still work, playboy?

    well I'm sure it does,, it usually wakes me up stiff as a brick 4 outa 7 mornins a week,, and I beat it like a step child 5 outa 7 nights a week. it pretty much pops dust but it pops
  4. CandyRein Black Hole


    😇
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  5. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist What’d ya do? I wanna hear about your adventures.

    Well gorgeous, I didn’t get to travel as much with my kids due to college for extra credits and work but, we did some alternative fun activities. Such as going bowling, movies, soccer with their classmates every other week if they’re available, camping in the backyard etc. I really don’t like going to beaches anymore due to the fact of pigeon/birds carrying disease invested diarrhea poops and facing humidity for which was never really a thing for me anyways. Their grades were pretty bad for the ending school year so they were grounded. They know i’m the “fun” dad, so I couldn’t just let them have a boring summer. Ugh, man they’re lucky I have a heart for them. I had to improvise and make summer slightly fun for them. But I warned them, if their grades were bad next year, they’ll be scrubbing floors and mowing grandpas yard until the summer is out! So no adventure, just a progression with no irrational drama. It’s too hot for all that mess lol. Thanks for asking though. I hope your boobies are okay. Those tig ol bitties. Mmm.

    Excuse moi.🤭

    Slightly intoxicated at the moment.😉
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Kill yourself, darnell. Piece of shit,scumbag.
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Kek!
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  8. Ninjesus Houston
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Kill yourself, darnell. Piece of shit,scumbag.

    Marry me😍
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  9. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Well gorgeous, I didn’t get to travel as much with my kids due to college for extra credits and work but, we did some alternative fun activities. Such as going bowling, movies, soccer with their classmates every other week if they’re available, camping in the backyard etc. I really don’t like going to beaches anymore due to the fact of pigeon/birds carrying disease invested diarrhea poops and facing humidity for which was never really a thing for me anyways. Their grades were pretty bad for the ending school year so they were grounded. They know i’m the “fun” dad, so I couldn’t just let them have a boring summer. Ugh, man they’re lucky I have a heart for them. I had to improvise and make summer slightly fun for them. But I warned them, if their grades were bad next year, they’ll be scrubbing floors and mowing grandpas yard until the summer is out! So no adventure, just a progression with no irrational drama. It’s too hot for all that mess lol. Thanks for asking though. I hope your boobies are okay. Those tig ol bitties. Mmm.

    Excuse moi.🤭

    Slightly intoxicated at the moment.😉

    Sounds like you gave them a wonderful time. Lord knows they love you❤️ Keep being you, love💚.
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  10. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Kill yourself, darnell. Piece of shit,scumbag.

    I can’t, that would make my haters win.


    Bitch.
  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Slow down, boss. That's what's up.
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    what up lil D,, you been livin with April on the downlow havent you
  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Adam.
    stop using my name like we familiar w each other, u don't know me, bud.
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Bitch you used my name last week unprompted,, and who the fuck said I meant you when talking to lil D anyways ya nosey hoe,, it aint always about you gurl
  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I used ur name when u used erekshuns name. Just calm down, poleflap. I don't know these ppl, neither do u. Thanks in advance.
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    did you ever get Ninja to come fuck you?
  17. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Aaron is my close friend. That's ur Role Model, & I'm positive it hurts for u. ☺️😛
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Aaron is my close friend. That's ur Role Model, & I'm positive it hurts for u. ☺️😛

    If you let that ugly duckling fuck you we're going to need to talk.
  19. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I'll talk to Grandma real quick.
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