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  1. You girls don't scare me.
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Men never grow up. They'll still be laughing at penis drawings in a care home.

    Lmfao…and that’s facts
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Optimistic
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Pessimistic
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Sexy
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    I got the munchies..and I got two egg rolls and some fries waiting for me when I get out the bath …

    Life is Good 💖
  7. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ITT: we learn there are Candy nudes floating around out there

    5 years in negroe time is like 12 years in normal peepuh time.

    none of the topographical features are the same anymore.
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Thank you for literally giving a complete scientific description ..of the opposite effects of melanated skin …

    Bravo to you as you’re aging like a banana

    :)
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  9. Bananas actually go from yellow to black, therefore Vinny is now black! Explains a lot!
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  10. WellHung Black Hole
    dollisdorf
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Men never grow up. They'll still be laughing at penis drawings in a care home.

    We only laugh at your penis
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I feel like an invalid, been dying in the garden listening to Proust. I have to go out at some point to buy stuff ugh. I have to do some cleaning and my skincare as well.
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I might try walking into the ocean. The cold shock could make me feel better.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I might try walking into the ocean. The cold shock could make me feel better.

    Make it a really long walk perpendicular to the beach.
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk what this is thought it was plastic at first.

  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
  17. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    kordellis
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Thinking about things
  20. Kids playing hide and seek at 6am after staying up all night presumably watching movies
    I wish i was that young
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