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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Just realized I may have gave that girl Clap from the other night.

    The only pheramones I'll be smelling is blood leaking out of where my penis use to be when she finds out. Pure and utter savage!

    Hell hath no fury like a woman infected.
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    just made a cup of instant coffee with expired creamer, smoked a bowl of devils resin and vaping on some of this.



    now im gonna play Kenshi my favorite rape simulator

  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Autismal cringegous announcedus
  4. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Whatever your name is I would like to taste your sweet walls and cream pie the innocence out of you.

    I would rather keep my walls free of clap symptoms please.
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  5. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm U didn't see it Darnell ya creep.

    Only Larneu calls me that. You can call me Daddy. Yea, the second you read it, the imagery quickly went into your head(hair pulling, spanks ass”what’s my name”) gosh you’re such a freak, you perv. You lucky I like that shit, apron.
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by 🐿 I would rather keep my walls free of clap symptoms please.

    In a theoretical situation, if I didn't have clap, would I have stood a chance?
  7. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    lol
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Only Larneu calls me that. You can call me Daddy. Yea, the second you read it, the imagery quickly went into your head(hair pulling, spanks ass”what’s my name”) gosh you’re such a freak, you perv. You lucky I like that shit, apron.

    So this is what you're saying on your decks?
  9. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian Just realized I may have gave that girl Clap from the other night.

    The only pheramones I'll be smelling is blood leaking out of where my penis use to be when she finds out. Pure and utter savage!

    Hell hath no fury like a woman infected.

  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Simply Amazing .....💖😇
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Awww if you were not so cute..

    But you're gorgeous so ...
  12. She’s never gonna fuck you!!!
  13. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Me either.
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    or me
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Methuselah She’s never gonna fuck you!!!

    **Virgineous Maximus Annoucedus confirmed**

    Who said that was my intention. This reminds me there are actual genuine weirdos that will literally fly out to meet someone they met online and fell in love with. Or even kill.

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5280301/Murdered-student-wrote-killers-name-in-his-own-blood-court-hears.html

    Sounds familiar.
  16. No one calls people "gorgeous" except creepy dudes tryin to smash but dont know how to talk to womyn
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Technologist Radiology positioning. I’d travel, but I get $.58 per mile, and $30 an hour while on the road. The hourly rate while I’m teaching is amazing. It’s all stuff I know inside and out, and I’d get to pick my days to work. Not sure I wanna work my days off, but that money is the shit!

    DO IT

    Are you a radiologist?
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian Awww if you were not so cute..

    But you're gorgeous so …


    Awww Oct 😋...thank you Friend 💕

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  19. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by GGG DO IT

    Are you a radiologist?


    No, not a radiologist. A radiologist is the doctor that goes to school for 11 or so years, and reads the xrays. They make big bucks for a 9-5 doctor position.

    I’m a radiologic technologist. Or, in layman’s terms, an X-ray tech.

    Not a lot of people realize what my job is about, hell I didn’t know what I was getting into. But, and xray tech positions patients in order to show a certain organ, bone, or vessel in the body. Depending on how the part lies within the body tells me what angle to position them to, and what angles I put on my X-ray tube. It can be tricky to visualize certain parts of anatomy. I thought I’d only be xraying bones, ohhhh no. We find a hole, and put an xray contrast(dye) into a person to visualize vessels or organs. And if there is no hole, we’ll make one! Lol.

    Anywhoo, I DID take the job!! I’ll be teaching these students how to position patients for certain xrays. I’ve been doing this 33 years, I got this👍🏻
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole




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