Fonaplats' Mussy Monday Thread

1. 2018-05-07 at 4:43 PM UTC

   #21
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   is that just a general lesbian thing or do you have to target the really sad looking ones
2. 2018-05-07 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I target the ones who look vulnerable.
3. 2018-05-07 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #23
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   fonaBill Krozby
4. 2018-05-07 at 4:52 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra fonaBill Krozby

   
   No. I am sentimental to rape.
   I was raped before.
   Bill Krozby is just a mean junkie who forces anal sex on black women.
   
   I am Fonaplats!
   I am TRANSABLED AND PROUD!
5. 2018-05-07 at 6:17 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have arrived at work.
   About to clock in and take a nap.
   I started to shave before work but went to look at NIS and got distracted. Jumped in the shower and now I am at work and this lady asks me why only 2/3rds of my face is shaved.
   I am an idiot.
   Not coming out as trans at work today.
6. 2018-05-07 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #26
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Fonaplats only 2/3rds of my face is shaved.

   
   I don't understand how this is possible
   
   did you get distracted 2/3 of the way through?
7. 2018-05-07 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #27
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   also why do you have an extremely homoerotic cowboy as your avatar
   
   I don't like looking at it
8. 2018-05-07 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I don't understand how this is possible
   
   did you get distracted 2/3 of the way through?

   
   I can definitely see that happening. Fona fone probably rang or he thought of a really good post idea.
9. 2018-05-07 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala I can definitely see that happening. Fona fone probably rang or he thought of a really good post idea.

   
   It did ring. Someone from Montana
10. 2018-05-07 at 6:31 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra also why do you have an extremely homoerotic cowboy as your avatar
    
    I don't like looking at it

    
    It's only homoerotic if you have gay eyes.
11. 2018-05-07 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    All spaced out at work.
    Been in my head all day.
    Isolating.
    Worried I have been neglecting my responsibilities and I will have a hecktic week.
    Court Wednesday but I can't miss work.
    Didn't make plans
    I have to get out of my funk and man up.
    I can do this.
    I'm fonaplats and I am proud.
    I love you guys
12. 2018-05-07 at 11:15 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    It's hard to do everything.
13. 2018-05-07 at 11:26 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING It's hard to do everything.

    
    I called and left my public pretender a message. Now I hot to go talk to my supervisor
14. 2018-05-08 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I can do this.
    I can do this.
    Got to get my mind right.
    I am doing good
15. 2018-05-08 at 3:42 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Back from work.
    It was such a slow day.
    5 people doing a 2 person job.
    4 blacks and me.
    Of course I didnt talk to them at all for 4 hours and I got super spaced out.
    Started to get delusional.
    Began to say my thoughts.
    I didn't know I was doing it.
    Next thing I know I am squatting down picking something off the floor and for no logical reason I say really loud "I am just going to die of aids anyway"
    Everyone around me heard.
    I stand up and they are starring at me.
    They ask "are you ok?"
    Did I really just say "I am just going to die of aids anyway"?
    OMG
    FML
    I try and spin it and say I was saying "blades"
    They say "no... you said aids"
    Fuck me
    I try to be cool about it and explain that sometimes I just say random stuff for no reason.
    They proceed to start telling people "yo, white-boy has aids"
    20 minutes later my supervisor pulls me aside.
    "Andrew, do you have aids?"
    FML
    I tell my supervisor I was just really zoned out and I develop torretz when I zone out too far.
    He asks me again if I have aids.
    I tell him no
    
    Then right as I was about to leave, this pregnant lady walks over and sets her spagetti-o's right on my cooling table in front of my fan and they go flying and cover my parts and me.
    I was too "ready to go" to care.
    
    Everyone thinks I have aids now and a prego bitch covered me in sketti-o's
    
    Why the fuck do I do this shit to myself and why the fuck are people eating sketti-o's on the factor floor?
16. 2018-05-08 at 3:53 AM UTC

    #36
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    so when are you going to send that picture?
17. 2018-05-08 at 4:42 AM UTC

    #37
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    "no… you said aids"

    
    new user title for fona pls