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1. 2020-12-16 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #17701
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I suck at chess…everyone I've taught how to play it over the years beats me pretty soon after grasping the basics of the game.

   
   It's because most people dont really have a strategy and ultimately just move pieces to move them.
2. 2020-12-16 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #17702
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls Fun fact
   
   Chess makes you lose weight

   
   The competition speed skating, cycling and swimming takes care of that.
3. 2020-12-16 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #17703
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The competition speed skating, cycling and swimming takes care of that.

   
   Well that’s obvious but who’d of thought chess could
4. 2020-12-16 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #17704
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ It's because most people dont really have a strategy and ultimately just move pieces to move them.

   
   I'm a pretty smart potato if I say so myself...I've taught dumbasses to play who then whoop my ass at it...I guess there is a "chess" gene that I'm missing.
5. 2020-12-16 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #17705
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm a pretty smart potato if I say so myself…I've taught dumbasses to play who then whoop my ass at it…I guess there is a "chess" gene that I'm missing.

   
   I’d beat you in 3 moves
6. 2020-12-16 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #17706
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls Well that’s obvious but who’d of thought chess could

   
   There is a park nearby me with a huge chess set that you have to walk around and move pieces...I guess that exercise would help.
7. 2020-12-16 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #17707
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls I’d beat you off

   
   non sequitur
8. 2020-12-16 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #17708
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is a park nearby me with a huge chess set that you have to walk around and move pieces…I guess that exercise would help.

   
   Naww
   
   It’s about losing calories using brain power
9. 2020-12-16 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #17709
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Grylls I’d beat you in 3 moves

   
   The Scholar's Mate
10. 2020-12-16 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #17710
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Naww
    
    It’s about losing calories using brain power

    
    So another diet that wouldn't work for you then...
11. 2020-12-16 at 2:37 PM UTC

    #17711
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm a pretty smart potato if I say so myself…I've taught dumbasses to play who then whoop my ass at it…I guess there is a "chess" gene that I'm missing.

    
    By teaching them to play I assume you mean showing them how the pieces are able to move and what the object of the game is.
    
    You could literally just read a chess for beginners book in a matter of 20 minutes and probably be 4x as good as you are(nt) right now. Not that it matters like who gives a shit anyway but I'm just saying.
12. 2020-12-16 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #17712
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So another diet that wouldn't work for you then…

    
    It wouldn’t work because I beat everyone in a few moves
13. 2020-12-16 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #17713
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ By teaching them to play I assume you mean showing them how the pieces are able to move and what the object of the game is.
    
    You could literally just read a chess for beginners book in a matter of 20 minutes and probably be 4x as good as you are(nt) right now. Not that it matters like who gives a shit anyway but I'm just saying.

    
    Showing them the moves, explaining the point of the game, having a few games with them and coaching them until they get familiar with it, then sitting back and getting slaughtered.
14. 2020-12-16 at 2:48 PM UTC

    #17714
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Showing them the moves, explaining the point of the game, having a few games with them and coaching them until they get familiar with it, then sitting back and getting slaughtered.

    
    I bet you like showing other guys your moves
15. 2020-12-16 at 2:49 PM UTC

    #17715
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    LEGO my eggo
16. 2020-12-16 at 2:52 PM UTC

    #17716
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls I bet you like showing other guys your moves

    
    My "Bishop's Opening" would be of interest to you I'm sure you sick bastard.
17. 2020-12-16 at 2:53 PM UTC

    #17717
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My "Bishop's Opening" would be of interest to you I'm sure you sick bastard.

    
    Show me your move hunny bun
18. 2020-12-16 at 2:54 PM UTC

    #17718
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Showing them the moves, explaining the point of the game, having a few games with them and coaching them until they get familiar with it, then sitting back and getting slaughtered.

    
    What's your "coaching them" entail?
19. 2020-12-16 at 3:04 PM UTC

    #17719
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Took Snowball outside to see snow for the first time... he was not amused ...lol
    
    Gonna go to breakfast here soon...
20. 2020-12-16 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #17720
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What's your "coaching them" entail?

    
    Saying things like "no dumbass, if you move there my rook can take it" or "holy shit you're dumb...I've told you a fucking dozen times you don't "king" a pawn" and then later when they keep beating me "you cheating motherfucker I'm done with you"