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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE MmQuest is Best

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  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    My Mr Questions ❤️
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE My Mr Questions ❤️

    I took a break from chess and I'm playing online spades now. I'm in a 4 game win streak.

    You ever play spades ? It's a common prison/jail card game.
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I'll best you at chess, mail me an electronic correspondence game so that we may have an exhibition of wits.
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Waking and baking :)
  6. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by mmQ I took a break from chess and I'm playing online spades now. I'm in a 4 game win streak.

    You ever play spades ? It's a common prison/jail card game.

    let's have a niggas hold em match up. me, you, and 4-7 others. $50-100 to get in...1st prize would be sweet for anyone
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE I'll best you at chess, mail me an electronic correspondence game so that we may have an exhibition of wits.

    Ok I need to play you, sudo, and panny. I need to find a chess app that let's you move once per 24 hours because I'm not always able to play. I know that means you will probably cheat and use some chess engines to always make the best move against me but whatever.

    Actually fuck it I'll play right now if you want. A normal game. Chess.com. let's go
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dregs let's have a niggas hold em match up. me, you, and 4-7 others. $50-100 to get in…1st prize would be sweet for anyone

    I'd be down. We'll have to formally arrange it though.
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok I need to play you, sudo, and panny. I need to find a chess app that let's you move once per 24 hours because I'm not always able to play. I know that means you will probably cheat and use some chess engines to always make the best move against me but whatever.

    Actually fuck it I'll play right now if you want. A normal game. Chess.com. let's go

    Meh that's too much effort, I play gay 90% of the time in chess anyway.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE Meh that's too much effort, I play gay 90% of the time in chess anyway.

    I understand. I do too. I've been watching a bunch of games on YouTube from a few grandmasters who break down every game they play and why they make every specific move they make and i get all excited like ok, I can do this now, and then I play a warmup game against the computer set at like 1400, and I lose.

    Theres this weird level of intuition that comes with being good at chess. That's why all the great players these days can play these blitz and bullet games where they have hardly anytime to think about their next move.

    Meanwhile I want to take like 20 minutes to decide which pawn I want to move on my first turn. :)
  11. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'd be down. We'll have to formally arrange it though.

    Indeed WE would have to. I wonder if the others would be able to tell us apart in person though. That could be an interesting game in itself. We really could fuck with them on that. I do believe we are long lost twins.
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I understand. I do too. I've been watching a bunch of games on YouTube from a few grandmasters who break down every game they play and why they make every specific move they make and i get all excited like ok, I can do this now, and then I play a warmup game against the computer set at like 1400, and I lose.

    Theres this weird level of intuition that comes with being good at chess. That's why all the great players these days can play these blitz and bullet games where they have hardly anytime to think about their next move.

    Meanwhile I want to take like 20 minutes to decide which pawn I want to move on my first turn. :)

    u seem to live a really boring, lonely existence. What happened to your job flipping burgers?
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Meh that's too much effort, I play gay 90% of the time in chess anyway.

    thats because ur a fucking faggot who lives at home with mommy and daddy.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung u seem to live a really boring, lonely existence. What happened to your job flipping burgers?

    My life has been the opposite of boring. I could probably write three separate autobiographies about my life.

    You're really mad and weird this morning.
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Bout to roll up and look at the first snow of winter here :)
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Bout to roll up and look at the first snow of winter here :)

    it is not winter, yet. Starts on the 21st. Another lie.
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ My life has been the opposite of boring. I could probably write three separate autobiographies about my life.

    You're really mad and weird this morning.

    Tell me some interesting stories, then...👍
  19. Originally posted by mmQ I understand. I do too. I've been watching a bunch of games on YouTube from a few grandmasters who break down every game they play and why they make every specific move they make and i get all excited like ok, I can do this now, and then I play a warmup game against the computer set at like 1400, and I lose.

    Theres this weird level of intuition that comes with being good at chess. That's why all the great players these days can play these blitz and bullet games where they have hardly anytime to think about their next move.

    Meanwhile I want to take like 20 minutes to decide which pawn I want to move on my first turn. :)

    I suck at chess...everyone I've taught how to play it over the years beats me pretty soon after grasping the basics of the game.
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I suck at chess…everyone I've taught how to play it over the years beats me pretty soon after grasping the basics of the game.

    Fun fact

    Chess makes you lose weight
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