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  1. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    The cabs are here! Yeah, cabs are here! Time for this Guido to get off the net and hopefully have a good time, without the grenades sweating me like they're DTF. 😷
  2. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Time to suck today's dickkkk! ✌
  3. S6x African Astronaut
    d

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Looooolz

    She super mom


    that's fucking gross.
  4. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Yeah

    Well that bitch is pretty fucking gross so.....
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  5. Originally posted by Manonfire Ur 22 yr old son is goning celebrate his birthday with gettinf drunk with mommy?

    My Dad rented out a bar and threw me a party for my 21st. He’s one of my BFFs and it was a ROARING good time.
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  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Just woke up. Drinking coffee and listening to G-Easy. I think my life do be fly.
  7. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I just got back from a long walk, during which I listened to Tolkien's The Silmarillion as an audiobook.
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  8. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick I just got back from a long walk, during which I listened to Tolkien's The Silmarillion as an audiobook.

    Martin Shaw.

    OT: Watching reruns of GOT season 4.
  9. Manonfire African Astronaut
    So bored


    Being sober is boring
  10. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Walking on the boardwalk off the beach and listening to some tunes. Beautiful day outside...and women.
  11. Rivotril Houston
    Cleaning my fish tank.
  12. S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala My Dad rented out a bar and threw me a party for my 21st. He’s one of my BFFs and it was a ROARING good time.

    Did you eye a guy while a bit tipsy .. and how did pops react to that?
  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Enjoying the sun setting.
  14. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Licking the tips of both my thumb and index finger and twisting my nipples gently.
  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Ahhhhhh, yes. Twist them shits Darrel.
  16. Manonfire African Astronaut
    *steps out*
  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I'm a kinky guy at night. It's not fault that you can't express yourself sexually online. Chicks dig it.
  18. Originally posted by S6x Did you eye a guy while a bit tipsy .. and how did pops react to that?

    No
  19. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I'm a kinky guy at night. It's not fault that you can't express yourself sexually online. Chicks dig it.

    That's uhh obvious.....
  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    So help me out then! I could use an extra hand. Stop staring at me so seductively ya damn bad ol' puddytat! Hand me that cat nip spray over there, so I could spray it on my nips to help you feel comfortable. You sly devil you..
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