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  1. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    trying to get through all of my half completed ps3 games
  2. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Just finished taking a long shower after a 5 mile hike/run/walk. Now laying down reading goosebumps from R.L Stine. Could never get old. Brings back old childhood memories when I was under my blanket with a flashlight reading it. Then leave it on as a secondary night light.






    And holding Spiderman with superman as backups just in case shit gets real.
  3. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Sweating and boogers falling down my nostrils from crying..whispering please do your jobs when the scary monsters come spidey and superman....i-I don't wanna die.
  4. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Then trampling over everything in the middle of the night running toward mommy screaming I saw it, it was right there! Fuck superman and spidey, they ain't shit!
  5. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    If y'all ever meet my Mom in person, please don't ask her about this. Just don't. She's gonna straightforward lie about the whole entire thing.
  6. Rivotril Houston
    Just coming from the whore house.
  7. Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    The hula hoop.
  8. S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl If y'all ever meet my Mom in person, please don't ask her about this. Just don't. She's gonna straightforward lie about the whole entire thing.

    what's your moms first name
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    drinking beer - listening to chillwave
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl If y'all ever meet my Mom in person, please don't ask her about this. Just don't. She's gonna straightforward lie about the whole entire thing.

    ROFL wtf.
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Waiting for a bus. I got me a ride Cornwall ticket for 13 quid so I'm spending the day touring the beautiful county in this gorgeous summer weather.



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  12. Technologist victim of incest
    Rolling outta bed. Gonna celebrate my son’s 21st birthday with him today. Not sure if I can handle the alcohol, I’ll try.
  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Stirring up my cream and no decaf coffee with sugar.



    And slurping.
  14. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Work work work...
    Meeting shortly 😣
  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Playing chess.
  16. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Rolling outta bed. Gonna celebrate my son’s 21st birthday with him today. Not sure if I can handle the alcohol, I’ll try.

    With 59+ years of “practice” I’d imagine you’ve got the drunk thing down to a science......



    Last years celebration ^^ 😂😂🤣
  17. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Rolling outta bed. Gonna celebrate my son’s 21st birthday with him today. Not sure if I can handle the alcohol, I’ll try.

    Ur 22 yr old son is goning celebrate his birthday with gettinf drunk with mommy?


    Is he still breastfeeding?
  18. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Looooolz

    She super mom

  19. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Manonfire Ur 22 yr old son is goning celebrate his birthday with gettinf drunk with mommy?


    Is he still breastfeeding?


    Nope,
    It’s his 21st birthday, can you read? He’s legal now, sure I’ll have a drink with him. If you find something weird in that, then that’s on you!


    Eva, you seem to want my attention by post stalking me again. Are you ready to try and get beyond your awful anger? I’m here👍🏻
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Building a homemade power umbrella
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