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  1. Headspin Houston
    Hahaha. Cracked me up again. Reminds me of when I was locked up this Nigerian staff member through a chair across a window to try and scare a fam of raccoons away in our courtyard. From my perspective in the day room all I see is a chair go flying across it. I look up from what I was doing and said, "Did any of you just see that?"
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao , im a very visual person..that tickled the heck outta me..

    You actually just reminded me of a story of when I was tryna scare a possum outside my window and I literally threw everything in my vicinity at it missing of course..and it just looked at me like ..🤨

    Lmao
  3. Headspin Houston
    In basically all my experiences there it was the black staff members that would freak the fuck out when the raccoons came swooping in. 😂😂🤣🤣

    Oh my God I can hear Regina screaming in my head still. I miss that woman :( , her and I hit it off so well. We would stay messing with each other about board games and scrabble.

    Shed be like, "Oh, you want some of this? Cuz I am a win-ner. (Hand gesture included) w-i-n-n-e-r."

    The first time I got a 7 letter word she had walked up when I realized STADIUM was basically staring me in the face. I had this look on my face and when she sat back down she was like, "...no...NO! You cheated!"

    "Regina I wouldn't do you like that c'mon! You got to stop getting up in the middle of our game this is serious stuff."

    We would go back and forth sometimes about the most random things, people would be looking at us like we were nuts.
  4. Headspin Houston
    Hey did you scream at the top of your lungs when you were chucking all your possessions at it?
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Hell ya I was screaming.. I didn’t know why it would’nt move ..it was not in the least bit bothered lol
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  6. Headspin Houston
    I think possums have an off switch. In all actuality you probably scared the shit out of it.
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  7. Just ate an apple, now got the hiccups.
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just ate an apple, now got the hiccups.

    Pussy
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  9. Originally posted by Grylls Pussy

    REAL men get the hiccups for gobbling too quickly, faggits don't because they nibble at it like a fucking bird.
  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL men get the hiccups for gobbling too quickly, faggits don't because they nibble at it like a fucking bird.

    REAL men eat raw steaks with their bare hands, not apples
  11. Originally posted by Grylls REAL men eat raw steaks with their bare hands, not apples

    They eat both, I didn't happen to have a steak on my desk...had there been one there I'd have slathered it up my ass crack, laughed at it then consumed it, as well as the apple.
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Real men eat whatever the fuck they choose
  13. Originally posted by ORACLE Real men eat whatever the fuck they choose

    Humble pie and cock is not on the menu.
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Humble pie and cock is not on the menu.

    Sure it is.
  15. Real men suck hard dicks because men are tough and dicks are tough and why are you fucking with a soft girly pussy anyway? Dicks are for MEN.
  16. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    watching fat people eat food on youtube while fondling my dick & balls.
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  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by STER0S watching fat people eat food on youtube while fondling my dick & balls.

    Lol
  18. Headspin Houston
    Camping outside on the second story patio. I sprayed a lot of pesticides throughout the house today, but it's one of those nonrepellant types that the parasite insects track on and bring home to their nest. I'm thinking 1 to 3 more days out here then I can look forward to sleeping in an actual bed.
  19. 🐿 African Astronaut
    bbbbbbaaaaaaaaarrrrrrffffffff
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Can’t sleep, thinking about Paige
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