2020-06-05 at 1:50 PM UTC
Hahaha. Cracked me up again. Reminds me of when I was locked up this Nigerian staff member through a chair across a window to try and scare a fam of raccoons away in our courtyard. From my perspective in the day room all I see is a chair go flying across it. I look up from what I was doing and said, "Did any of you just see that?"
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2020-06-05 at 1:57 PM UTC
Lmao , im a very visual person..that tickled the heck outta me..
You actually just reminded me of a story of when I was tryna scare a possum outside my window and I literally threw everything in my vicinity at it missing of course..and it just looked at me like ..🤨
Lmao
2020-06-05 at 2:07 PM UTC
In basically all my experiences there it was the black staff members that would freak the fuck out when the raccoons came swooping in. 😂😂🤣🤣
Oh my God I can hear Regina screaming in my head still. I miss that woman :( , her and I hit it off so well. We would stay messing with each other about board games and scrabble.
Shed be like, "Oh, you want some of this? Cuz I am a win-ner. (Hand gesture included) w-i-n-n-e-r."
The first time I got a 7 letter word she had walked up when I realized STADIUM was basically staring me in the face. I had this look on my face and when she sat back down she was like, "...no...NO! You cheated!"
"Regina I wouldn't do you like that c'mon! You got to stop getting up in the middle of our game this is serious stuff."
We would go back and forth sometimes about the most random things, people would be looking at us like we were nuts.
2020-06-05 at 2:09 PM UTC
Hey did you scream at the top of your lungs when you were chucking all your possessions at it?
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2020-06-05 at 2:11 PM UTC
Hell ya I was screaming.. I didn’t know why it would’nt move ..it was not in the least bit bothered lol
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2020-06-05 at 2:13 PM UTC
I think possums have an off switch. In all actuality you probably scared the shit out of it.
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2020-06-05 at 4:16 PM UTC
Just ate an apple, now got the hiccups.
2020-06-05 at 4:17 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Just ate an apple, now got the hiccups.
Pussy
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2020-06-05 at 5:23 PM UTC
Real men eat whatever the fuck they choose
2020-06-06 at 1:51 AM UTC
Real men suck hard dicks because men are tough and dicks are tough and why are you fucking with a soft girly pussy anyway? Dicks are for MEN.
2020-06-06 at 3:12 AM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
watching fat people eat food on youtube while fondling my dick & balls.
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2020-06-06 at 4:45 AM UTC
Camping outside on the second story patio. I sprayed a lot of pesticides throughout the house today, but it's one of those nonrepellant types that the parasite insects track on and bring home to their nest. I'm thinking 1 to 3 more days out here then I can look forward to sleeping in an actual bed.
2020-06-06 at 5:17 AM UTC
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2020-06-06 at 5:18 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Can’t sleep, thinking about Paige
