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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I didn't do shit today
  2. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Kind of burnt out from the meth

    Yeah that's the blowback effect. I hear its common with tweakers

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Rn I'm sipping bong water but it isn't really having an effect.

    thats because you're not supposed to sip it, you're supposed to smoke pot through it to cool the smoke in your lungs.

    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
  3. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I didn't do shit today

    God Rested too

    actually that's not true. He rested on Saturday
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Never getting bombay sapphire again, haven't felt a buzz. Maybe it's the smart drug I took clashing.
  5. Originally posted by Landy Pamm God Rested too

    actually that's not true. He rested on Saturday

    Saturday isn't the 7th day.
  6. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina did you mean ropeburn ?

    rugburn happens when lesbians scissor each other too aggressively.

    No, it's the "bottom" in a male-on-male.
  7. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Saturday isn't the 7th day.

    Oh here we go. let me guess. a shift in the Axial precession; right!
  8. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Bomb threat on American Airliner

    "Video shows an American Airlines flight that was going from New York to India landing in Rome and escorted by Italian military jets after a "possible security concern.""

    FLMAO. Jets don't escort. they're on stand-down orders until given the Greenlight to shoot you down.

    https://www.ktvu.com/news/american-airlines-flight-bomb-threat-292-rome
  9. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Bomb threat on American Airliner

    "Video shows an American Airlines flight that was going from New York to India landing in Rome and escorted by Italian military jets after a "possible security concern.""

    FLMAO. Jets don't escort. they're on stand-down orders until given the Greenlight to shoot you down.

    https://www.ktvu.com/news/american-airlines-flight-bomb-threat-292-rome

    Better that than risk another 911
  10. Originally posted by Landy Pamm Oh here we go. let me guess. a shift in the Axial precession; right!

    We used to have a calendar with 28 days for each month. Then the Illuminati changed it and nobody noticed.
  11. Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Better that than risk another 911

    The terrified idiots will turn a plane around for a firecracker these days. They're all obsessed with safety, but they cause way more problems in their pursuit of safety than if they'd done nothing.
  12. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Better that than risk another 911

    Right. But it's not an ESCORT anymore than the Executioner escorting you to the chair.

    amirite fellaa's

    also Dick Cheney changed his Flight 93 order story. first he denied that he shot it down because that would of conflicted with the Hero on board who broke into the cockpit and forced it down to save Washington DC.

    then later he admitted he shot it down because he had to. here is the thing, this lady (And Im trying to find her online) was a CIA Agent/Asset (meaning she wasn't a field agent but worked as a sort of ambasador for meetings)

    She said the pilot of that Edited:Military Jet was ordered to SHUT HIS FUCKING MOUTH about shooting it down or face prison. they arrested her and that pilot and the pilot I think went to Git-Mo and she went to a Federal Prison for a year.

    she also spoke of the so called "Snitch for Cash" program. the same one Speedy speaks of. And I already knew about it because on stickam I was offered on how to make a 100 bucks by ratting out anything on stickam to the feds. there was a name for the project. i got offended and said Fuck No. I'd do it for nothing if there is a threatening person.

    we need to save this country. there can still be profit to be made in different ways. shit was so fucking broken.

    I Digress. Cheney ordered 93 down and there were people who saw it breaking up and someone felt the EMP that knocked out their power for 5-10 seconds on the farm a mile away from the 93 crash. where did all of the bodies go if it didn't plow into the field? it got memory holed. So bodies would of been falling out over an 8 miles stretch.

    the CIA lady said they never boarded anyone on. they took them elsewhere perhaps or like the movie Capricorn One they took them to a closed base and murked them

    there might be a shitload of bodies buried in an old abandon military base somewhere.
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm God Rested too

    actually that's not true. He rested on Saturday

    its my 3rd day off this week, I did snowmobile for 19 days no breaks but i put the sled in the shop for a full tune up on thursday so i been relaxin before i get it back and try to get 2000 miles on it before the snow melts again
  14. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT its my 3rd day off this week, I did snowmobile for 19 days no breaks but i put the sled in the shop for a full tune up on thursday so i been relaxin before i get it back and try to get 2000 miles on it before the snow melts again

    Do you ever hike? do you get a lot of exercise? you're getting older and living in the cold (studies have shown) can make older peoples blood viscosity more like that of Motor Oil in the snow and cold areas.

    like do you park your snowmobile, mark it with GPS or tie a red flag to a tree and go for a walk up hills.

    as we get older we do road or off road sporting but not enough walking.

    You're Welcome
    -Internet Dad
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    walking is for women
  16. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT walking is for women

    ok so exchange "Walking" for a serious 1 hour warmup in the form of hiking" if you feel is better. unless you can ride a mountain bike in the snow.

    Just get some cardio, bro. do some chin ups on a tree branch, wrestle a bear, take down a mountain lion with nothing more than a fingernail clipper's file, free climb a tree buck ass naked, break one of your ankles and then try walking for a mile and realize you end up at the same place because you walked in a circle like you used a belt or rope scoring the ground in construction.
  17. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    I wonder if Jesus loves everyone except NiS users.

    this place is dark. it feels evil
  18. Originally posted by Landy Pamm this place is dark. it feels evil

    Welcome to the Suburbs. There is no escape.
  19. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No, it's the "bottom" in a male-on-male.

    a rug has a flat wide surface area.
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