2024-10-20 at 12:56 AM UTC
"I need a donor so I can hate men. Stick out your dick."
2024-10-20 at 12:56 AM UTC
I was doing some life admin and my skincare marathon. Took too many stimulants so had to lay down and have a cuddle session with Akira. Now I've broken out the emergency bottle of wine. I'm going to get back to my skincare in a bit, still have to straighten my hair and put oil in it, apply eyelash extensions with poor fine motor skills, see what I look like with a fake tattoo of a mole and apply false nails.
2024-10-20 at 1:11 AM UTC
I feel so confused everytime I look in the mirror because I really thought I'd look ratchet at this age. In my head I'm telling myself I'm old then don't know what to make of what I see in the mirror. I think I'm gonna end up being one of those people where you can't tell if I'm old or young.
2024-10-20 at 1:44 AM UTC
This is fun.
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2024-10-20 at 1:56 AM UTC
Also I was stalking Yoko Ono for breaking up the Beatles. but my diabetes kicked in and I forgot where I was and slept in the park