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  1. "I need a donor so I can hate men. Stick out your dick."
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I was doing some life admin and my skincare marathon. Took too many stimulants so had to lay down and have a cuddle session with Akira. Now I've broken out the emergency bottle of wine. I'm going to get back to my skincare in a bit, still have to straighten my hair and put oil in it, apply eyelash extensions with poor fine motor skills, see what I look like with a fake tattoo of a mole and apply false nails.
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I need a donor so I can hate men. Stick out your dick."

    I would do it for $50
  4. Kafka sweaty
    I feel so confused everytime I look in the mirror because I really thought I'd look ratchet at this age. In my head I'm telling myself I'm old then don't know what to make of what I see in the mirror. I think I'm gonna end up being one of those people where you can't tell if I'm old or young.
  5. Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
  6. Kafka sweaty
    I gave up on the eyelash extensions and idk how I feel about the fake mole.

  7. Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka I gave up on the eyelash extensions and idk how I feel about the fake mole.


    i kiss yur cheek
  8. Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Damn I have nice eyes.
    Blue. Aqua Blue
    Got damn I'm a Sexy Viking
  9. Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    DOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  10. Kafka sweaty
    This is fun.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Goatse brand Raspberry Cookies

  15. Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Drop packets while sending angry face to Jeff Hunter in 1994

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    Jigaboo Johnson and his Gang of Thugs

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    If Adolf was Mein Fuhrer of San Francisco

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    Me across the street of The Dakota building on 73rd..shtooping

    My face was so happy it caused pixels to burn out on the camera.

  19. Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Also I was stalking Yoko Ono for breaking up the Beatles. but my diabetes kicked in and I forgot where I was and slept in the park
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    Woke up in Strawberry Field holding a snapple

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