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  1. Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Speedy Parker has never touched a joint in his life. Not because he’s anti-drug, just nobody’s ever offered him one.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Originally posted by Fluttershy Speedy Parker has never touched a joint in his life. Not because he’s anti-drug, just nobody’s ever offered him one.

    He was also never picked in school for the baseball and football games. They'd pick everyone else and just leave him standing there.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He was also never picked in school for the baseball and football games. They'd pick everyone else and just leave him standing there.

    I was too busy competing in motocross and fucklng at the drive-in to hang out in locker room with other boys.

  4. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I was too busy competing in motocross and fucklng at the drive-in to hang out in locker room with other boys.


    I almost feel bad for you, Rodent, and then I think... nahhh.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I almost feel bad for you, Rodent, and then I think… nahhh.

    I do feel bad for you. No really...

    For over 30 years this mess has robbed you of time for nothing of value in return.

    Sad...
  6. Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I was too busy competing in motocross and fucklng at the drive-in to hang out in locker room with other boys.


    So you’re saying you preferred to fuck boys at the drive in? Did you ever grow out of that or do you still like meeting young boys at the movies, speedy?
  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I do feel bad for you. No really…

    For over 30 years this mess has robbed you of time for nothing of value in return.

    Sad…

    45 years.
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