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  1. Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Speedy Parker has never touched a joint in his life. Not because he’s anti-drug, just nobody’s ever offered him one.
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  2. Originally posted by Fluttershy Speedy Parker has never touched a joint in his life. Not because he’s anti-drug, just nobody’s ever offered him one.

    He was also never picked in school for the baseball and football games. They'd pick everyone else and just leave him standing there.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He was also never picked in school for the baseball and football games. They'd pick everyone else and just leave him standing there.

    I was too busy competing in motocross and fucklng at the drive-in to hang out in locker room with other boys.

  4. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I was too busy competing in motocross and fucklng at the drive-in to hang out in locker room with other boys.


    I almost feel bad for you, Rodent, and then I think... nahhh.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I almost feel bad for you, Rodent, and then I think… nahhh.

    I do feel bad for you. No really...

    For over 30 years this mess has robbed you of time for nothing of value in return.

    Sad...
  6. Fluttershy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I was too busy competing in motocross and fucklng at the drive-in to hang out in locker room with other boys.


    So you’re saying you preferred to fuck boys at the drive in? Did you ever grow out of that or do you still like meeting young boys at the movies, speedy?
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  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I do feel bad for you. No really…

    For over 30 years this mess has robbed you of time for nothing of value in return.

    Sad…

    45 years.
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  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Playing Atari
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I was too busy competing in motocross and fucklng at the drive-in to hang out in locker room with other boys.


    I wasn't
  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    lol.
    Dang
  11. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I was too busy competing in motocross and fucklng at the drive-in to hang out in locker room with other boys.


    by men no doubt
  12. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I was too busy competing in motocross and fucklng at the drive-in to hang out in locker room with other boys.




    Originally posted by Fluttershy So you’re saying you preferred to fuck boys at the drive in? Did you ever grow out of that or do you still like meeting young boys at the movies, speedy?


    Erm…. ^^^ that’s not the takeaway from what he said.
    j/s
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  13. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Sitting on the toilet taking an unsatisfying poop at work and about to get back at it. Please pray 🙏 for me to have a good poop later, it would mean a lot
  14. Originally posted by trippymindfuk Sitting on the toilet taking an unsatisfying poop at work and about to get back at it. Please pray 🙏 for me to have a good poop later, it would mean a lot

    Safe travels.
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  15. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    I see, its time to git. 🚗……….💨
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What's the strain?

    well i think its grim glue but it could be GGD , i know its not the rossetta stone xx or the cab junk rossetta stone,
    its prolly the grim glue tho I put 4 outside all together and didnt water them or feed them all summer prolly gonna be 4 lbs when its all dry, best plants ive grown in 7 years
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  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    testing weed, the next strain to get ready to pic is a tall plant with heavy buds, i picked a limb last week and just smoked the lower buds in a joint and it was super expanding and it made me cough a lot and it got real gooey on the end, that being said i'm sitting here thinking ??? am I high?
    thats a bad sign cuz I should know I'm high...
    I smoked 2/3rds of it and i am a little high but i should be a lot high,,, maybe its creeper weed that would be cool
  18. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I’m listening to my autistic neighbor screaming

    It’s no different from posting here
  19. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Also thinking about eating a sandwich and watching true crime and getting drunk
  20. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Fluttershy So you’re saying you preferred to fuck boys at the drive in? Did you ever grow out of that or do you still like meeting young boys at the movies, speedy?

    Oh ME LOIFE
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