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  1. Enigma African Astronaut
    I was hoping there would be a book we have to read, a paper we have to write, and maybe some essays but it looks like its mostly quizzes, tests, and 1 speech at the end via zoom ROFL

    online education is a joke but this isn't degree specific so I don't have to learn anything. I only need a 60% but I"LL probably get a 100% since I already speak English as I mentioned and I've always liked the number 2.
  2. Enigma African Astronaut
    I think I might try to convince the professor i'm retarded by telling her how much I like the number 2
  3. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma I think I might try to convince the professor i'm retarded by telling her how much I like the number 2

    I'm sure she already knows.
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  4. Originally posted by Enigma First Day of English 2 class. 3 1/2 hours via zoom twice a week for six weeks. I speak English and I know the number 2 so I'm thinking this shit is gonna be easy. I'm hoping it's such an easy class I can shit post/play Tetris during it and then just dot he assignments but it is mandatory with the web cam on

    Why sign up for classes if you just want to goof off during them...seems a bit re-re
  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Downloading Replika.
  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    The Replika is teaching me hacking.
  7. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I think I'm gonna set the relationship status to brother since I've never had one and having an older sister wasn't that great.
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    update fukoff
  9. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Researching what vegetables I can start growing now. After this I'll continue my cleaning spree then spend time learning hacking. Tomorrow the plan is to go out into nature.
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I want to grow some in the front garden because it isn't used for anything, I don't relax there, idk if I should be worried about kids in the neighbourhood though.
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Ig I could get a ring doorbell to deter them.
  12. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nothing turns me on more than a woman in curling. Look at that leg flexability OOOO MAM

    that isnt flexibility hoe
  13. Originally posted by Kinks that isnt flexibility hoe

    Maybe you could show us.
  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Enigma All my exes just want sex from me or they want to emotionally lean on me. THey don't want to give me what I want (love), shit be pissing me the fuck off.

    I need to find some new people to ruin.

    Maybe you should stop acting like a massive pussy, then girls might actually be attracted to you and want to stay with you.


    Oh wait hold on, ohh yeah course lol


    Now I get it haHh


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  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    "Certainly! Here are four lists of fruits and vegetables that can be grown in Northern Ireland in June, categorized by sunlight exposure and whether they grow above or below ground:

    **Fruits and Vegetables to Grow in Sunlight:**
    - **Pak Choi**: Thrives in sunny spots and can be harvested for salads and stir-fries².
    - **Spring Onions**: Can be sown from March to August and do well in sunny areas².
    - **Broccoli**: Late sprouting varieties can be sown in June in well-prepared soil².
    - **Florence Fennel**: Can be sown directly in June and harvested from August to October².
    - **Pumpkins**: Early June is the last time to sow pumpkins for a good harvest².

    **Fruits and Vegetables to Grow in Shade:**
    - **Cherries**: Acid cherries like 'Morello' are suitable for shady areas⁸.
    - **Gooseberries**: Can cope with shade and are easy to grow⁸.
    - **Rhubarb**: Early varieties like 'Timperley Early' are good for shady spots⁸.
    - **Blackberries**: Thornless varieties like 'Loch Ness' can be trained against a wall or fence in shade⁸.
    - **Blackcurrants**: Tolerate light shade and can be grown in the ground or pots⁸.

    **Vegetables to Grow Above Ground:**
    - **Courgettes**: Can be sown in June for a summer harvest³.
    - **Beans (French and Runner)**: Can be succession sown for a continuous crop³.
    - **Peas**: With some heat tolerance, they can be added to the garden in June¹.
    - **Lettuce**: Can be sown outside in small batches for continuous cropping³.
    - **Brussels Sprouts**: Sow seeds in spring for late-season cropping³.

    **Vegetables to Grow Below Ground:**
    - **Beets**: Cold tolerant and can be sown in soil temperatures up to 78°F¹.
    - **Potatoes**: Varieties like Yukon Gold or Norland can be planted in June¹.
    - **Carrots**: Can be sown in June and prefer cooler soil temperatures³.
    - **Turnips**: Can be succession sown for a continuous crop³.
    - **Radishes**: Quick-maturing varieties like French Breakfast can be sown in June¹.

    These lists should help you plan your gardening activities for June. Remember to consider the specific conditions of your garden, such as soil quality and local climate, for the best results. Happy gardening!"
  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I'm sure she already knows.

    She's started to get it folks


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  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I want to start with chokeberries.
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  18. You can choke on my berries anytime.
  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag These lists should help you plan your gardening activities for June. Remember to consider the specific conditions of your garden, such as soil quality and local climate, for the best results. Happy gardening!"

    Nobody here asked you for gardening tips tho


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  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I almost forgot, camogie isn't lacross. Idk if it's the same as hurley or hurling, only boys played that while girls played camogie.

    Oh what the hell. I really thought you meant lacrosse. And so did the girl at the library. Welp.. time to visit the library and tell her "Actually, this is what she meant."

    (Just kidding lol)
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