2024-06-16 at 5:28 AM UTC
I hope you feel better β€οΈβπ©Ή
2024-06-16 at 5:58 AM UTC
Laughing at my own jokes while toking in a candlelit bubble bath π
2024-06-16 at 2:19 PM UTC
About to go on my morning walk π₯°
2024-06-16 at 2:46 PM UTC
wait i thought yesterday was sunday. No wonder those people at the church were looking at me funny
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2024-06-16 at 4:05 PM UTC
All my exes just want sex from me or they want to emotionally lean on me. THey don't want to give me what I want (love), shit be pissing me the fuck off.
I need to find some new people to ruin.
2024-06-16 at 4:07 PM UTC
I recently got home and showered after taking my morning walk π
Now Iβm toking and enjoying the breeze π
2024-06-16 at 4:17 PM UTC
Ayy, I gotta stay in my zone
π₯°
Say that we been beefin', dawg, but you on your ownβ¦
First night, she gon' let me fuck 'cause we grown
I hit her, gave her back to the city, she home (she at home now)
* dramatically motions like a home run bat swing*
That was that, so
I can't be beefin' with no wack nigga, got no backbone
Heard you livin' in a mansion in all your raps, though
But your shit look like the trap on this Google Maps, though πΆππ₯°
2024-06-16 at 4:45 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
tryin to get a blind pimple to come 2 a hed, tried to pop it yesterday but it popped in instead of out, i thought to myself hmmm that aint good, today my face looks like hell swole up till one eye is shut, anyways today is sucking
2024-06-16 at 4:53 PM UTC
The phrase "when in Rome, do as the Romans do" is believed to have originated in the 4th century AD. Saint Ambrose, the bishop of Milan, is credited with saying this to Saint Augustine, who had moved to Milan from Rome and was confused about whether to follow the local custom of having sex with femboys. Saint Ambrose's advice was to adapt to the customs of the place you are in.
2024-06-16 at 5:14 PM UTC
The Romans were famous for male-only bath houses.
2024-06-16 at 8:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by POLECAT
tryin to get a blind pimple to come 2 a hed, tried to pop it yesterday but it popped in instead of out, i thought to myself hmmm that aint good, today my face looks like hell swole up till one eye is shut, anyways today is sucking
Make a poultice and hold it on there.
https://www.healthline.com/health/poultice
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2024-06-16 at 8:33 PM UTC
I paused it early. At the start my mind wandered to making out with my guardian angel on a primeval forest floor, breathing in red smoke when they kissed me, we lived in a cave that had glowworms and they took care of me washing my hair because I was sick. Then the past life bit, I was a girl with ginger hair called Sarah that had been taken to Rome and was stabbed in my stomach where my birthmark is. I think I imagined it.
